Alright...I want detailed descriptions of burlesque...
Thankyou
I must own a copy of the December 2002 issue of Playboy magazine because it has Dita Von Teese on the cover...and a ten page shoot/interview with her. In pursuit of this objective, I rang one of those sleazy book exchanges and had the most entertaining conversation with a stone deaf elderly gent who required me to shout "PLAYBOY!! PLAYBOY!!! CAN YOU HEAR ME BETTER NOW?" into the phone before he finally understood that I wanted Playboy and not Penthouse (they don't sound anything alike...that should have been warning enough). He tells me that he has alot of 2002 issues and that I should come in. What a fucking mistake.
In general, I'm not phased by sex shops but this was one of those hole-in-the-wall joints that are dark, smell like vintage spoof, and are inhabited by cockroach-like middle aged men who scuttle off into corners when you enter and fucking stare at you like "OOOOOH, A REAL FEMALE!!" for the duration of your visit.
10 minutes of delicately (beware the mysterious stains!!) shuffling piles of "Fist Fucking Teens" and "Nana Takes a Crap" mags in vain pursuit of my beloved Dita (what abominable god would allow her purity to be sallied by such filthy company?! I ASK YOU, WHAT GOD??!!) I concluded that there probably were no Playboys anywhere near this abode of used and abused hardcore. Wether this was a deliberate ploy on behalf of the owner or, if he was actually just plain old fucking senile, I will never know. Although it was amaaaazing how quickly his hearing recovered when I muttered "And I think I'm leaving now" under my breath
Dunno. Maybe he had cleared out some of his earwax and eaten it for breakfast when I had my back turned. Maybe.
On a lighter note I found a brilliant toy collector's shop on Goodwood Road (but no MLP's
) and also went to a school fete where I patted a very fat, very old and very hairy pony.
Any tips on where I could find the Dita Playboy? I have searched eBay.
Thankyou
I must own a copy of the December 2002 issue of Playboy magazine because it has Dita Von Teese on the cover...and a ten page shoot/interview with her. In pursuit of this objective, I rang one of those sleazy book exchanges and had the most entertaining conversation with a stone deaf elderly gent who required me to shout "PLAYBOY!! PLAYBOY!!! CAN YOU HEAR ME BETTER NOW?" into the phone before he finally understood that I wanted Playboy and not Penthouse (they don't sound anything alike...that should have been warning enough). He tells me that he has alot of 2002 issues and that I should come in. What a fucking mistake.
In general, I'm not phased by sex shops but this was one of those hole-in-the-wall joints that are dark, smell like vintage spoof, and are inhabited by cockroach-like middle aged men who scuttle off into corners when you enter and fucking stare at you like "OOOOOH, A REAL FEMALE!!" for the duration of your visit.
10 minutes of delicately (beware the mysterious stains!!) shuffling piles of "Fist Fucking Teens" and "Nana Takes a Crap" mags in vain pursuit of my beloved Dita (what abominable god would allow her purity to be sallied by such filthy company?! I ASK YOU, WHAT GOD??!!) I concluded that there probably were no Playboys anywhere near this abode of used and abused hardcore. Wether this was a deliberate ploy on behalf of the owner or, if he was actually just plain old fucking senile, I will never know. Although it was amaaaazing how quickly his hearing recovered when I muttered "And I think I'm leaving now" under my breath
Dunno. Maybe he had cleared out some of his earwax and eaten it for breakfast when I had my back turned. Maybe.
On a lighter note I found a brilliant toy collector's shop on Goodwood Road (but no MLP's
) and also went to a school fete where I patted a very fat, very old and very hairy pony.
Any tips on where I could find the Dita Playboy? I have searched eBay.
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It depends on the character - the manliness of shroeder is different to the sensitive poet of linus, is different again to the sexual ambiguity of snoopy or the tomboyish- yet feminine - mystique of peppermint patty.
Daffy duck pyjama tops are also quite sexy on girlies, too