coralsea

Ye Gods!! I believe that today I may have encountered someone who genuinely has Tourette's Syndrome!! (It was at work of course).

*An agitated looking young female approaches the service desk*

"Hey, do you have children?"

"Umm, no. But I am familiar with the children's library and we do have a toy library, would you like to know the opening times?"

"My stomach is getting heaps bigger and tighter, see? AND MY TITS ARE FILLED WITH MILK"

*Pause-add look of dumbfounded incredulity on my face*

"Oh, oh...I see...well have you got a doctor that you can trust? You would need to go to see your doctor about that"

*realising she is perhaps one tentacle short of an octopus*

"Yeah, I went...AND I PISSED IN A CUP AND GAVE IT TO HIM...and it was negative...all negative"

"Oh well, that's alright then you shouldn't worry"

"Yeah...but why are my TITS FILLED WITH MILK?"

"Is there anything else I might help you with?"

"Nah"

*ambles away to swear at her boyfriend*


I fucking love my job!!!!
I was going to christen her Tits Milk Woman, but in honour of her Tourette's...henceforth she shall be known as *drum roll by performing monkey*...Tits Milk Piss Woman!!