1. I used to be an utter kleptomaniac. I started stealing when I was a little kid because there was a big rubber craze..I couldn't buy any so I stole everyone else's...including a rubber which a girl got on her birthday, she bought it to school to show everyone and I stole it...on her birthday 
Then when I was going through the "I want a horse" phase I would creep out at night and steal horsey paraphernalia from paddocks near my house.
2. I cannot do maths past year six level work and I couldn't tell the time on a clock with hands until I was about ten.
3. I did ballet for ten years!
4. I have an 11 year old son who is the absolute best person in the universe. I am doing everything I can to not behave like my parents and completely screw him up.
5. I am scared of the dark and often sleep with a light on and my head under the covers.
umm...this is actually really hard trying to decide what the difference between "too personal", "entertaining" and "wildly inappropriate" is...I will try and add one new one each day....
6. I love Turks Turban Pumpkins, giant pumpkins (I grew one once, can't remember the exact name..think it was called "World's Biggest Pumpkin" or something) and Auracana hens! They lay blue eggs!
7. I love crime, bush rangers and convicts! Unfortunately this conflicts with being scared of the dark and I often end up scaring myself silly...
31/10
Today's news:
My best friend has just confirmed that she and her partner are moving interstate...I warned her not to go because there are many dangerous snakes and spiders and man-eating tigers over there whose chosen habitat is peoples beds (yes, I'm telling lies because I want her right here with me). I will miss her partner too, we have all become quite close....this is truly devastating
Despite having been on a strict diet (no lollies, no chocolate, no greasy junk food, no takeaway, no fucking anything) for six weeks, I have not lost a gram! But my boobs have shrunk which shits me for obvious reasons...like fat from my boobs has been migrating into my arse, hence no weight loss
8. I used to be a vegan for about a year and a half. It made me insane and skinny. One night, I couldn't stand it anymore and rang an Indian takeaway place and tried to order my favourite dish...only I couldn't remember what it was called and ended up babbling about "pink chicken" to the bloke on the other end of the line...after he finished laughing at me (in a nice way...) he said I must be after some Tandoori chicken. I drove like a lunatic to get there and oh god did it taste good.
9. I umm, used to be kind of religious in that warped way that small children often are. I gave up on god when my prayers were not answered...I didn't get blonde hair and big boobs or a Barbie campervan.
10. I fantasise about violently killing Tony Abbott (is this sedition?) long, hard and often...
11. I once had 68 Guinea Pigs (they are very jiggy jiggy lil' animeaux).
12. I have never left the country (Kangaroo Island doesn't count, despite the unusual err..."customs" of the locals).
13. I own about 200 70s shirts. It used to be alot more until I became fussy about what I collected.
14. I used to eat feta, sundried tomato and pesto sandwiches and also spinach and mayonnaise sandwiches
15. I love pickled octopus.
16. A few years ago I was privileged to witness (and photograph) Great White Sharks feeding off of the carcass of a dead Southern Right Whale....amazing.
17. I can't do high pressure socialising...I actually don't like parties or having to talk/mix with a crowd of inebriated strangers. I avoid these situations like the plague.
18. I have never seen (proper) snow.
19. I will only swim at night time.
20. The most interesting "employee moment" that I have ever experienced is when a previous boss opened the factory door in her underwear
Then when I was going through the "I want a horse" phase I would creep out at night and steal horsey paraphernalia from paddocks near my house.
2. I cannot do maths past year six level work and I couldn't tell the time on a clock with hands until I was about ten.
3. I did ballet for ten years!
4. I have an 11 year old son who is the absolute best person in the universe. I am doing everything I can to not behave like my parents and completely screw him up.
5. I am scared of the dark and often sleep with a light on and my head under the covers.
umm...this is actually really hard trying to decide what the difference between "too personal", "entertaining" and "wildly inappropriate" is...I will try and add one new one each day....
6. I love Turks Turban Pumpkins, giant pumpkins (I grew one once, can't remember the exact name..think it was called "World's Biggest Pumpkin" or something) and Auracana hens! They lay blue eggs!
7. I love crime, bush rangers and convicts! Unfortunately this conflicts with being scared of the dark and I often end up scaring myself silly...
31/10
Today's news:
My best friend has just confirmed that she and her partner are moving interstate...I warned her not to go because there are many dangerous snakes and spiders and man-eating tigers over there whose chosen habitat is peoples beds (yes, I'm telling lies because I want her right here with me). I will miss her partner too, we have all become quite close....this is truly devastating
Despite having been on a strict diet (no lollies, no chocolate, no greasy junk food, no takeaway, no fucking anything) for six weeks, I have not lost a gram! But my boobs have shrunk which shits me for obvious reasons...like fat from my boobs has been migrating into my arse, hence no weight loss
8. I used to be a vegan for about a year and a half. It made me insane and skinny. One night, I couldn't stand it anymore and rang an Indian takeaway place and tried to order my favourite dish...only I couldn't remember what it was called and ended up babbling about "pink chicken" to the bloke on the other end of the line...after he finished laughing at me (in a nice way...) he said I must be after some Tandoori chicken. I drove like a lunatic to get there and oh god did it taste good.
9. I umm, used to be kind of religious in that warped way that small children often are. I gave up on god when my prayers were not answered...I didn't get blonde hair and big boobs or a Barbie campervan.
10. I fantasise about violently killing Tony Abbott (is this sedition?) long, hard and often...
11. I once had 68 Guinea Pigs (they are very jiggy jiggy lil' animeaux).
12. I have never left the country (Kangaroo Island doesn't count, despite the unusual err..."customs" of the locals).
13. I own about 200 70s shirts. It used to be alot more until I became fussy about what I collected.
14. I used to eat feta, sundried tomato and pesto sandwiches and also spinach and mayonnaise sandwiches
15. I love pickled octopus.
16. A few years ago I was privileged to witness (and photograph) Great White Sharks feeding off of the carcass of a dead Southern Right Whale....amazing.
17. I can't do high pressure socialising...I actually don't like parties or having to talk/mix with a crowd of inebriated strangers. I avoid these situations like the plague.
18. I have never seen (proper) snow.
19. I will only swim at night time.
20. The most interesting "employee moment" that I have ever experienced is when a previous boss opened the factory door in her underwear
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helly:
You will have to post pics after that!!!! 
platypuz:
hey there..glad to meet someone else who has not left the country..i have got the travel bug tto late but it aint gonna stop me woohoo,i love sundried tomato & pesto..tho i also have avacardo & nimbim cheese on my sangas yummy and as for snow..well i have flown over it..doubt that counta,im also not to big on parties..but the SG hook ups are cool..everyone is like you at those 
..take care of you you & talk to ya soon..byeeeeee
..take care of you you & talk to ya soon..byeeeeee