In my email inbox there is a banner ad for a bank. On the ad, a little ginger bread man is lying down, peacefully smiling until a giant gingerbread woman overshadows him with her enormous gingerbread boob!!! At least I thought so until someone pointed out to me that it's meant to be a coffee cup...but I don't care it looks like a big gingerbread...
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Late at night I have been craving vanilla cake with white chocolate butter icing and a cigarette...
Why? I think black and white movies with elegant olde worlde film stars is responsible for the cigarette craving...although I would probably vomit if I had a smoke, so scrap that....
Now I am off to ogle Autopsy like a teenage boy 'cos she is my new fave...
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Why? I think black and white movies with elegant olde worlde film stars is responsible for the cigarette craving...although I would probably vomit if I had a smoke, so scrap that....
Now I am off to ogle Autopsy like a teenage boy 'cos she is my new fave...
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deelishus_weenie:
vanilla cake! I get cravings for delicious seed-cake with cinnamonny toppings happenin'
Mmm. Bond can be cheese, but I'm happy as long as it's Sean. Or that lad from Remington Steele.
Mmm. Bond can be cheese, but I'm happy as long as it's Sean. Or that lad from Remington Steele.
deelishus_weenie:
Oh, I don't actually remember it - I just saw a bit of one episode on telly once.
'What a coincidence, I'm Dick McPlenty'
'What a coincidence, I'm Dick McPlenty'
I had a nice day off!
Spent most of it just walking around window shopping after finally, utterly and completely dropping out of my stupid post-grad and handing in some supporting documents to SATAC for my application to TAFE. It felt so weird going onto campus and thinking about how I associate the place with all things torturous and terrible (like iron maidens, the rack,...
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Spent most of it just walking around window shopping after finally, utterly and completely dropping out of my stupid post-grad and handing in some supporting documents to SATAC for my application to TAFE. It felt so weird going onto campus and thinking about how I associate the place with all things torturous and terrible (like iron maidens, the rack,...
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deelishus_weenie:
It's a Bond film from the early 80s. To answer your question: hmmmmm.
annis:
"iron maidens, the rack, hot pitch, hunchbacks wearing black hoods and lecturers who can't write assignment questions to save their miserable skins" sums up my life perfectly!
Ok, I will only serialize a story in my journal if it can be about torture devices.
Ok, I will only serialize a story in my journal if it can be about torture devices.
I just bought "My Love Affair with Jewelry" by Elizabeth Taylor...it better arrive soon.
deelishus_weenie:
Have you read
"My Love Affair with Elizabeth Tailor" by Jewel ?
It's tawdry. Doesn't actually exist, but it's pretty damn tawdry.
"My Love Affair with Elizabeth Tailor" by Jewel ?
It's tawdry. Doesn't actually exist, but it's pretty damn tawdry.
helly:
hope all is well! where are the pics!? 
I bought a jar of glow-in-the-dark nailpolish for the monster from a $2 shop yesterday, fuck that garbage stinks!!
He applied one coat to only five fingernails and I had to open all the doors! The house stank like a meth kitchen...
I am never buying it again on principle. If that's how bad one tiny little jar is, imagine what the people who make...
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jibaili:
ewww smelly.. one of my ex's was a nail tech, jeez that stuff stinks up the place bad..
platypuz:
hey you,i hope ya house smells a tad more normal now,how was yr sunday..mine was lazy & i have to be up early tomorrow..you have fun & talk toyou soon 
Aaaaaargh!!
He cancelled! But he had good reasons so all is forgiven (sick kiddles). It sux because I was pretty sure I could do it this time (I am a nightmare customer...I have chickened out once after the stencil was applied
) He being Gomer from the Body Art Shop.
There is a mermaid on SG!
He said he might ring in the afternoon....
It's...
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He cancelled! But he had good reasons so all is forgiven (sick kiddles). It sux because I was pretty sure I could do it this time (I am a nightmare customer...I have chickened out once after the stencil was applied
) He being Gomer from the Body Art Shop.
There is a mermaid on SG!
He said he might ring in the afternoon....
It's...
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helly:
im salivating! I love pickles 
Less than 24 hours.
I'm a bit scared, but much calmer than other times.
I'm a bit scared, but much calmer than other times.
helly:
oh i cant wait to see it... there is a program named resize.. it resizes the size of files so you can post em places like this. its free!
Bombings 
platypuz:
Bombings suck huh..people depress me a lot of the time..not sure im to stable at the moment lol
Blah! Why do computers hate me? Machinery just dies whenever I touch it...it's like I induce some panic reaction in them and they blow a fuse because they can't run away.
So I am going to spend the next 345789,000000 years trying to put some pics on this diary page...
On other news one of my little toes has almost disappeared underneath my foot (of...
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So I am going to spend the next 345789,000000 years trying to put some pics on this diary page...
On other news one of my little toes has almost disappeared underneath my foot (of...
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'You're tearing me apart!"
James Dean. Best line. Ever.
James Dean. Best line. Ever.
platypuz:
hey there..im watching bad taste..best line so far..arnt i lucky i got a chunky bit
Fuck!
Consumerism is so distracting!
Sometimes, when things are bad, I go op-shopping...and I buy things because 'things' speak for the buyer...therefore, if I change my physical environment (my things), I change myself. Nice theory, hey?
It doesn't work. It's a cop-out. It might change the sign posts but not the landscape. It's so hard to change how you think...
But I did find all...
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Consumerism is so distracting!
Sometimes, when things are bad, I go op-shopping...and I buy things because 'things' speak for the buyer...therefore, if I change my physical environment (my things), I change myself. Nice theory, hey?
It doesn't work. It's a cop-out. It might change the sign posts but not the landscape. It's so hard to change how you think...
But I did find all...
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platypuz:
lol damn that consumerism,were all guilty of it now & again..what do ya do 
...being saucers are they tea or flying hehe 
...being saucers are they tea or flying hehe
deelishus_weenie:
What defines the self these days, anyway?
They didn't have op-shops when most early psychology was being sorted, so it's no surprise the whole field's in need of an update.
They didn't have op-shops when most early psychology was being sorted, so it's no surprise the whole field's in need of an update.
Sometimes I want to write about what depresses me. Then I consider wether or not I am just giving in to bad feelings...or if I do need to write/talk about them. Talking becomes addictive. It offers momentary relief, but does nothing to solve things. But because it works a little..it becomes a safety valve. I want to fix things through action, not 'counselling'. Talk is...
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lior:
Try to feel better. Im always feeling like you seem to now, but writing / talking does help. Gets it all out there and allows you to move on.
Try to feel better. Im always feeling like you seem to now, but writing / talking does help. Gets it all out there and allows you to move on.
Hey, wouldn't a gingerbread boob just be the best of both worlds? Sure, you'd hurt the girl a bit... but GINGERBREAD!!! Come on!
You can also get it by changing what's in your browser's address bar (it will end with something like page=82, and you can just change it around to suit your needs).