I thought I was in luck. For once, the internet on my mobile phone is working at a decent speed so I decided to see if I could get SG on it. Vodafone's content control blocked it. To switch content control off, I have to use Visa or Mastercard to pay Vodafone 1 which they give me back plus some in the form of 2.50 call credit. OK. So I was about to use my Visa debit card which works perfectly for my subscription to SG when I found out that they can't verify my age with a debit card. I don't own a credit card so I'll just have to be left in suspense until my dad gets home so he can stop it for me. As far as I'm concerned, when I bought that phone, I was paying for a sim card which allowed me, a non-credit card holder, the same access to various services as for a credit card holder. 
I'd like to be party to that discussion
And what did you have in mind to build up my pain tolerance??????