coolheart

Hey you! Yah you, you mindless Corolla driver. Don't you have any idea what a 6500 lb 4X4 can do to that little piece of tin you're driving. For the love of Pete open your fucking eyes and pay attention to what's going on around you. Oh, here's a novel idea... do a shoulder check! Oh, don't know what that is? I guess the drivers licience you bought didn't require that knowledge. And now that you're in the left lane doing a nice comfortable 5 k below the speed limit, why don't you try to make that phone call you've been meaning to make since before you left your lame ass shit hole you call a home. Maybe, just maybe, you'll actually make that call and I can finally pass you after you drift into the right lane without using your turn indicator. Oh don't mind that mini van that's right beside you, I'm sure he'll move for you. He prolly shouldn't be there anyway. Oh oh, are you actually speeding up? can I almost get past you in the RIGHT HAND lane? yeah, that's it, just a couple more feet you moron. You can do it.......no no, don't slow down......ah fuck, you idiot. That's it, I've had it. High beams on. I think you need to see what your reflection is like in my chrome bumper. Oops, my mistake, you can't see past that stupid fucking box of cleanex in your back window.....Okay, I've had it. Horn time......... Oh, now you see me huh? IDIOT!


And so the pleasures of driving in Vancouver. Sometimes I wish I had a Hummer, then I'd just go over them.