contrast

there is an infinite amount of incremental distances between us.

i smell cut grass.

summer is better when you listen to black flag. or maybe circle jerks. and stuff.

this summer i shall try to have a large portion of my soundtrack made up of music from 1977-1987.

i'll trade you my new Common for your new Alkaline Trio. We can trade back after we've burned them, if you like.

ok?

we're going to this movie this summer: The Aristocrats

I got up to take a piss (and i want to thank whomever it was that disarmed the bear traps scattered across my bedroom floor.)

When i got to the toilet to piss, my penis had not yet woken up. startled, he bit his lip with the tiny penis teeth located in the hole of my penis (his mouth.) I soon realized this was only...
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Today I went to Home Depot to buy a metal spike. If you try to tell me they do not sell these at Home Depot, I will laugh at you as if you are a monkey passing out from smelling his own shit.

The spike I selected was 3 inches wide at the base, 12 inches tall, and came to a needle-like point at the...
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ketchup vs. catsup

why do men have nipples?

some good friends of mine had twins on sunday. actually i consider them more as family than as friends.

beckett and tatum, a boy and a girl.

i want to make up some little infant shirts for them:

- one with henry rollins circa black flag on it
- one with a portrait johnny cash and five "the source" mics underneath it
- one with...
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i'm tired but i can't sleep.

forget what i said about cheap beer.

cheap beer kills braincells dead. head hurt. aaargggh..