boo.
i keep odd hours.
i keep odd hours.
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Now, you kids are probably saying to yourself, "Now, I'm gonna go out, and I'm gonna get the world by the tail, and wrap it around and put it in my pocket!!"
Well, I'm here to tell you that you're probably gonna find out, as you go out there, that you're not gonna amount to Jack Squat!!"
You're gonna end up eating a steady diet...
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Well, I'm here to tell you that you're probably gonna find out, as you go out there, that you're not gonna amount to Jack Squat!!"
You're gonna end up eating a steady diet...
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steel_talons:
I wanna die at a young age cause of drugs and stuff, just like my idol! 
toneski:
I want to do a tribute album to Bel Biv Devoe.
the party's at the fun house.
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runk:
Whose house?
RUN's house!
RUN's house!
nebel:
yyeaaah, and I'll bring the chips and teen witch.....maybe a couple o hats too....
inside story about an sg member:
they held cockfights across the street from billybillybilly's old apartment.
he had to move because of what he did to the roosters.
now the mexican mafia is after him.
shhh.... (pass it on.)
they held cockfights across the street from billybillybilly's old apartment.
he had to move because of what he did to the roosters.
now the mexican mafia is after him.
shhh.... (pass it on.)
cipher:
Dude, the Mexican mafia isn't dangerous. They're practically cuddley...unless you meant the Latin Kings. In which case I hope cube left the country.
What did he do to the roosters? Do I even want to know?
What did he do to the roosters? Do I even want to know?
neodrunk:
that cube is such a pervy.
kelland:
Interesting.
charlatan:
Smoke 'em while got 'em!
i figured out my problem.
i get high on my own supply.
i get high on my own supply.
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runk:
Obviously, dude, you did not heed N.W.A.'s advice. 1988's "Dopeman" clearly directed: "Don't get high off your own supply."
Get yourself in check before the ghost of Easy-E puts a cap in yo' ass.
Get yourself in check before the ghost of Easy-E puts a cap in yo' ass.
cipher:
That's it? Man, you got it easy.
more non-content:
more fucked up dreams lately. just in their scale. epic. and vivid. last night included being at the oscars with courtney love. we were sitting together and getting along really good, then she had to go onstage for something, and bombed, and i started getting pissed at the people around me who were laughing at her.
now, prior to this dream, i had...
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more fucked up dreams lately. just in their scale. epic. and vivid. last night included being at the oscars with courtney love. we were sitting together and getting along really good, then she had to go onstage for something, and bombed, and i started getting pissed at the people around me who were laughing at her.
now, prior to this dream, i had...
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mro:
It's hardly a Fibonacci sequence but it's a start.
Good to see you have come out from under your desk.....
Good to see you have come out from under your desk.....
as i left work, somebody said "have a nice weekend" and i had this sudden feeling that i was gonna die this weekend.
if my life were a movie, the build up would be perfect.
then i had some super fucked up dreams.
i'm gonna hide under the desk now.
if my life were a movie, the build up would be perfect.
then i had some super fucked up dreams.
i'm gonna hide under the desk now.
parks:
thanks for the birthday love 
since you felt like you were going to die I don't think it's going to happen, at least not this weekend. It will happen eventually because you are a human, but you know not this weekend
since you felt like you were going to die I don't think it's going to happen, at least not this weekend. It will happen eventually because you are a human, but you know not this weekend
aaardvark:
How touching. Isn't it though, just wonderfully shitty.
the following journal entry is brought to you by Roundy's Quality Cherry Flavor Night Time multi-symptom cold medicine...
I remember Tortise vs. Hare I. me and my buddies tailgated before the big contest. red kool aid and oatmeal cookies back by the reading table.
i was always a hare guy. my dad, my whole family were big hare supporters. from way back.
the race started...
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I remember Tortise vs. Hare I. me and my buddies tailgated before the big contest. red kool aid and oatmeal cookies back by the reading table.
i was always a hare guy. my dad, my whole family were big hare supporters. from way back.
the race started...
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cipher:
Frankly, I never liked either of them. Sure, the tortoise is supposed to be the underdog, but he always struck me as an awfully sore winner. And wtf fuck was he thinking racing a hare, anyway? Sans the napping issues, he'da been schooled. Eh.
Apropos your comment yesterday: I know what you mean, about there being too much out there already. I guess I justify my own contributions in the "that shit sucks and/or is wrong" sense. Not to mention, culture is accelerating just fine regardless of what I do. There'd have to be a movement dedicated to cutting down on culture for there to be any point to that (and what a dull movement that'd be...I can just hear the rallying cry "...*..." or somesuch).
Oops, now I'm ranting. Later.
Apropos your comment yesterday: I know what you mean, about there being too much out there already. I guess I justify my own contributions in the "that shit sucks and/or is wrong" sense. Not to mention, culture is accelerating just fine regardless of what I do. There'd have to be a movement dedicated to cutting down on culture for there to be any point to that (and what a dull movement that'd be...I can just hear the rallying cry "...*..." or somesuch).
Oops, now I'm ranting. Later.
steel_talons:
Is that the one where theres like ten tortoises? Cause theyre just cheaters.
And you may want to cut back on the cough syrup.
And you may want to cut back on the cough syrup.
and i can still smell your pussy.
hint: next time, soap. k?