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Tuesday Jun 07, 2005

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i had this dream yesterday about being at a football game, and the missy elliot song "work it" was being played over the loudspeakers, and some people around me were arguing about wether the song was by nelly or coolio.

so after hearing this for awhile i got fed up and i said, in an annoyed voice "this is missy elliot."

but they didnt know who she was or believe me, they thought it was nelly or coolio.

so to prove them wrong i was gonna go find the cd. so i went to a speaker and followed this tube coming from the speaker, to find where the music was coming from. and i followed the tube into the lobby and into a room and the tube just led to a dirty toilet.

the end of the tube was just laying in the bowl of a dirty toilet. that's where the music was coming from. then i laughed.

that's it!

if you're a fan of that song, don't be mad at me. you don't choose what you dream. robot
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toneski:
Keve is down for tomorrow, could we do it then?
Jun 7, 2005
z:
Hahaha, that's hilarious. Although I do like Missy Elliot generally. Still, hilarious.
Jun 7, 2005

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