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Tuesday Apr 12, 2005

Apr 12, 2005
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why am i so good at defeating myself?

its like i = the harlem globetrotters and myself = the washington generals.

its always a futile effort followed by an embarrasing defeat.

and most of the time i do the confetti in the bucket prank.

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