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Autobiography of contrast

age 1 - confused
age 2 - confused
age 3 - hated spaghettios puke
age 4 - ran around in the sprinkler biggrin
age 5 - too old for seseme street skull
age 6 - still peeing in the bed blush
age 7 - too old for the children's sermon skull
age 8 - realized i'm smarter than my teachers surreal
age 9 - he-man and transformers 24/7 biggrin
age 10 - run d.m.c. ARRR!!!
age 11 - nintendo 24/7 robot
age 12 - dirt poor sucks blackeyed
age 13 - masterbate 24/7 oink
age 14 - dad gets a job, i get nice clothes robot
age 15 - ladies love me blush
age 16 - beer smile
age 17 - negative creep skull
age 18 - lost skull
age 19 - depressed skull
age 20 - defeated skull
age 21 - slacker skull
age 22 - drugs surreal
age 23 - live in girlfriend shocked
age 24 - teachers stroke my ego EL SUICIDO LOCO
age 25 - creative differences mad
age 26 - retreat shocked
age 27 - independent smile
age 28 - searching robot
age 29 - give up confused
age 30 - pimp of the nation ARRR!!!


starring:

giovanni ribisi as smile
leonardo dicaprio as skull
vin diesel as confused
mr. t as ARRR!!!
john larroquette as mad
tom hanks as robot
meridith baxter burney as puke
stephen baldwin as EL SUICIDO LOCO
max headroom as blush
kadeem hardison as surreal
david spade as biggrin
burt reynolds as shocked
marc singer as blackeyed
and featuring yahoo serious as oink

coming soon to a theater near you.
VIEW 14 of 14 COMMENTS
acidevangelist:
If I did my life autobi, it would be oink from 12 till today.
Feb 17, 2005
pekoe:
I like that Mr. T is ARRR!!! he was an A-Team Pimp Star. Though, I most relate to the oink character who masterbates 24/7.
Feb 17, 2005

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