Autobiography of contrast
age 1 -
age 2 -
age 3 - hated spaghettios
age 4 - ran around in the sprinkler
age 5 - too old for seseme street
age 6 - still peeing in the bed
age 7 - too old for the children's sermon
age 8 - realized i'm smarter than my teachers
age 9 - he-man and transformers 24/7
age 10 - run d.m.c.
age 11 - nintendo 24/7
age 12 - dirt poor sucks
age 13 - masterbate 24/7
age 14 - dad gets a job, i get nice clothes
age 15 - ladies love me
age 16 - beer
age 17 - negative creep
age 18 - lost
age 19 - depressed
age 20 - defeated
age 21 - slacker
age 22 - drugs
age 23 - live in girlfriend
age 24 - teachers stroke my ego
age 25 - creative differences
age 26 - retreat
age 27 - independent
age 28 - searching
age 29 - give up
age 30 - pimp of the nation
starring:
giovanni ribisi as
leonardo dicaprio as
vin diesel as
mr. t as
john larroquette as
tom hanks as
meridith baxter burney as
stephen baldwin as
max headroom as
kadeem hardison as
david spade as
burt reynolds as
marc singer as
and featuring yahoo serious as
coming soon to a theater near you.
age 1 -

age 2 -

age 3 - hated spaghettios

age 4 - ran around in the sprinkler

age 5 - too old for seseme street

age 6 - still peeing in the bed

age 7 - too old for the children's sermon

age 8 - realized i'm smarter than my teachers

age 9 - he-man and transformers 24/7

age 10 - run d.m.c.

age 11 - nintendo 24/7

age 12 - dirt poor sucks

age 13 - masterbate 24/7

age 14 - dad gets a job, i get nice clothes

age 15 - ladies love me

age 16 - beer

age 17 - negative creep

age 18 - lost

age 19 - depressed

age 20 - defeated

age 21 - slacker

age 22 - drugs

age 23 - live in girlfriend

age 24 - teachers stroke my ego

age 25 - creative differences

age 26 - retreat

age 27 - independent

age 28 - searching

age 29 - give up

age 30 - pimp of the nation

starring:
giovanni ribisi as

leonardo dicaprio as

vin diesel as

mr. t as

john larroquette as

tom hanks as

meridith baxter burney as

stephen baldwin as

max headroom as

kadeem hardison as

david spade as

burt reynolds as

marc singer as

and featuring yahoo serious as

coming soon to a theater near you.
VIEW 14 of 14 COMMENTS
acidevangelist:
If I did my life autobi, it would be
from 12 till today.

pekoe:
I like that Mr. T is
he was an A-Team Pimp Star. Though, I most relate to the
character who masterbates 24/7.

