contradiction

Dude I am sooooo busy. shee-yat.

I am learning German. No, really. I am.

Scheisse is the greatest word in the whole world.

You can append "scheisse" to anything. "Sheisswetter" is shitty weather. "Scheisskerl" is shithead. "Das ist mir Scheissegal" means I don't give a shit.

"Du hast bei mir verschissen" means "You fucked up and I am through with you." Haha. Scheiss drauf! means "Shit on it!"

I LOVE THIS ONE!!!!

Dirhat man wohlins Gehirn geschissen und vergessen umzuruhren

"Are you out of your mind?" or literally...

"Someone must have shit into your brain and forgotten to stir it"

OH MY GODS. HAHAHAHA!!!!

I am slowly realizing that English has nothing for vulgarity compared to German and Russian (which my guy speaks somewhat).

So who wants a gift from Germany!! There will be pics!
My thought for the day: The roof...the roof...the roof is on fire...(damn you, Bloodhound Gang...)

My listening pleasure: Bloodhound Gang, REM, Johnny Cash

Wearing: baggy cargo pants, APC tshirt, a Vicodin weary expression...

What I am avoiding to bring you this update: Listening to a radio show on remote viewing that my guy is listening to (interesting topic, but not 25 hours a day...)