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Sunday Aug 01, 2004

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I have an interesting thought/question/conundrum (boy I like that word this week)...

I hate the terms boyfriend/girlfriend. I think they suck. I think they sound very immature and silly. But the alternatives suck too. What alternatives do you guys use/can think of? Here are mine:

- "my girl/guy": a little better, but sounds a bit silly in the possessive sorta way.
- "old lady/man": this is just silly. Period. Most people that say this are not old. I don't get it.
- "fiance/fiancee": that's out - it implies engagement. Good for a limited time only, like a 2 for 1 coupon.
- "husband/wife": that's out too - it implies marriage, whether traditional or untraditional (handfasting, common law). This is only good when you are a certain thing, like a senior citizen discount at the buffet.
- "significant other": too long to use in normal conversation. Also sounds pretty darn cold to me.
- "seeing each other/dating": implies that things are not very serious at all.
- "fuckbuddy/friend with benefits": extremely not serious (but lots of fun, let me tell ya).

I have no more. I need a good one for people that are together in a serious relationship where there is no seeing of other people, but no talk of public commitment. Hmmm....

The other day I was talking to my sister about doing housework, and I referred to myself as a "house-chick-who-lives-with-him-who-has-no-gainful-employment" aka a "housewife that didn't get the rock outta the deal". That's a little long though. wink

I really can't think of any others.
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rockstarinc:
Call each other Beau. biggrin
Aug 3, 2004
kungfuvoodoo:
conundrum aayyyaaa

Were together into it don the life thang for real hangn playn
house don the grove (thang) makn it bonefide happenn loven

serious relationship, no seeing of other people, no public commitment.
Were seeing each other an item don it having fun seen workn
it out working out, (for now) playn checkn it out possibly / maybe

"house-chick-who-lives-with-him-who-has-no-gainful-employment" aka a "housewife that didn't get the rock outta the deal".
My other His/her other housemate doee, or doer putn it together

My all time favorite, in the tune of everyones favorite 70s dance TV show
SSSooooooooooooooooooUuuuuuuuLlllllllllllllllll,Train, (ohh I mean) mates

Your website is downI see you like DCD as well, that of course makes you awesome, Severanceahhhh..DCDI look forward to hearing your art.
Interesting pics, nice to randomly meet you, Take care, drop by sometime. wink
Aug 3, 2004

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