contradiction

haha took my friend to costco today high on codeine (him, not me). Of course, he didn't bother telling me he was getting high until he was there. Comic Relief I tell ya. The best part is he looks so fucking polished and normal, and says the most wacked out shit (McG knows about this!). Last time I give that boy my drugs. Those are supposed to be for MY pain. He is convinced he is going to be able to install a new battery in his jaguar by himself. haha, right. This is a guy who needed my help to find a lawnmower in Home Depot, and couldn't open his own butter at dinner the other night...his mom's comment to me - "where would he be without you?", my comment back - "probably lost somewhere in downtown Stamford" (I had to work the navigation system in his car for him too). He is so adorably annoying sometimes.

So riddle me this...why do guys give you the "this is nothing serious, we're just fucking, I can't be in a relationship" speech, when you didn't even say you wanted a relationship? (this happened to me a week ago). And then these same guys take to calling you/wanting to see you everyday, being all sweet, cooking you dinner, telling you that you can move shit you have no space for into their apartments...??? Is this some kind of thing with having what is out of reach? Or is it deeper than that? Shallower? Help me out guys, I don't get you at all sometimes. I guess I really don't need to though, right? I am having too much fun with you without knowing all the dirty details...haha!

I need some cereal...I'm hungry.