Well, my friend Awen has come up with a plan. It sounds really bad, but it isn't. She has started a panel that is going to review all options/requests for dating me. This is due to my obvious inability to choose properly on my own. I am not sure exactly what they do, there may be essays, an oral board, a background check, who knows. If they vote it down, I don't think the option is supposed to ever make it to me, although I am sneaky. 
The board currently has 4 members, Awen, her husband Wolfie, Kym Dragon, and my home chicken Dave C who lives in Chicago. They want me to write up some requests, and they will review all applications. You know, this is an excellent deterrant for guys I have no interest in dating whatsoever. There are certain people that Dave C has already said he would always vote no on, such as my ex-bf in CA (he has known him for 18 years) shame on you Dave, how very closed-minded of you. So anyway, Dave C says we should make it into a reality show called "Dating Kate", where they take like 10 guys, and whittle them down every week by making them do something to prove how they will meet my requests, and then getting rid of the loser with a harsh "you're fired!". You know, "You don't cook well enough, and you can't afford to take her out. She will STARVE to death! YOU'RE FIRED!" Kym wants to be the bouncer, and she insists on wearing latex. I find this all thoroughly amusing in a very sick, "bitter, table for one" sorta way. Next thing I know, there is going to be a website where people can fill out a freakin form and get insta-answers like from a mortgage company or a Sam Ash credit card...."No, your score did not match our minimum for application acceptance we will send you a letter and tell you why".....Damn, I don't even think I WANT to date right now....heh.....which may be the funniest part of all. The couple of options that I like at the moment are unrealistic, and probably by design. That way I don't have to worry that they will work, and I can make excuses to myself when they don't. It is what we refer to as "safe distance". Damn I'm smooove. Heh.
I am going to CA Apr 15-21. Woooohoooo!!!! Hopefully things go well.
I have started getting my next tatt designed too, which is a geisha girl on my L arm holding up a scroll that says "Trust your lust" in kanji, with the seal for "truth" at the end. It is going to look really wikkid.
The board currently has 4 members, Awen, her husband Wolfie, Kym Dragon, and my home chicken Dave C who lives in Chicago. They want me to write up some requests, and they will review all applications. You know, this is an excellent deterrant for guys I have no interest in dating whatsoever. There are certain people that Dave C has already said he would always vote no on, such as my ex-bf in CA (he has known him for 18 years) shame on you Dave, how very closed-minded of you. So anyway, Dave C says we should make it into a reality show called "Dating Kate", where they take like 10 guys, and whittle them down every week by making them do something to prove how they will meet my requests, and then getting rid of the loser with a harsh "you're fired!". You know, "You don't cook well enough, and you can't afford to take her out. She will STARVE to death! YOU'RE FIRED!" Kym wants to be the bouncer, and she insists on wearing latex. I find this all thoroughly amusing in a very sick, "bitter, table for one" sorta way. Next thing I know, there is going to be a website where people can fill out a freakin form and get insta-answers like from a mortgage company or a Sam Ash credit card...."No, your score did not match our minimum for application acceptance we will send you a letter and tell you why".....Damn, I don't even think I WANT to date right now....heh.....which may be the funniest part of all. The couple of options that I like at the moment are unrealistic, and probably by design. That way I don't have to worry that they will work, and I can make excuses to myself when they don't. It is what we refer to as "safe distance". Damn I'm smooove. Heh.
I am going to CA Apr 15-21. Woooohoooo!!!! Hopefully things go well.
I have started getting my next tatt designed too, which is a geisha girl on my L arm holding up a scroll that says "Trust your lust" in kanji, with the seal for "truth" at the end. It is going to look really wikkid.
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Me and my friends Ryan and Toby were going to do an online survey for dating so that it would get all of the retarded getting to know you bullshit out of the way. People need more honesty. Dating Kate is a fantabulous idea.