Hey, what the hell is this thing stuck to me? A beer belly?! No way, damn-it! A month of sating myself here on the company's card and now I'm paying for it. How could I let this happen? I've been so good with the yoga and the gym and the not stuffing myself, then I go on expenses and it's steak and beer every night. mmmmm, steak.
I guess it crept up on me, but I only noticed now because I was checking myself out before flying to Victoria to visit Lindsay. mmmmm, Lindsay. OK, I've got 36 hours to lose my gut. That means 36 hours of sit-ups, no food, only water. mmmmm, food.
Maybe I'll sneak some ex-lax and Meta-boost. It's tough being a guy these days.
I guess it crept up on me, but I only noticed now because I was checking myself out before flying to Victoria to visit Lindsay. mmmmm, Lindsay. OK, I've got 36 hours to lose my gut. That means 36 hours of sit-ups, no food, only water. mmmmm, food.
Maybe I'll sneak some ex-lax and Meta-boost. It's tough being a guy these days.
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psychemoon:
now it's damn near the entire population that has body issues... love us as we are!
psychemoon:
i really don't know what has me down... i feel stale. i think i need some freshening up...