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contessla

Portland, Oregon

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Monday Jan 07, 2008

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I don't give a shit what any of you say. Being pregnant sucks. I have always been a pretty patient woman. But this is way beyond anything I could have ever fathomed. I'm coming down with some sort of cold although it really feels more like the Avian Bird Flu. Aside from vomiting due to the smell of any sort of food, especially ranch dressing and chicken pot pies, I have formed a special relationship with dill pickles. Fuck it, I ate about 8 spears the other day and had a really bad case of the poops. I bet you were just dying to know that too. I have a stretch mark on my left boob, which is exciting to me, beings I have been a 34B my whole youth. C cups are nice and it's too bad I can't keep them for the remainder of my life. Ahhh..........

At least I don't get purple stretch marks. Mine blend in fine with my pale ass skin. As my good friend said to me the other day, "Damn hoe, you white as fuckkkkk."

Needless to say, I am most def not giving up on SG. I plan on shooting in December of this year. All the baby weight should be gone by then.

Preggo belly pic to follow soon. Relax guys, I'm only 12 weeks. It's not that big.....yet.

xoxo
Contessla whatever
gidgette:
I think you should shoot before you get big.... you have plenty of time and youre in Cali girl you got it good. I didnt get stretch marks until the last month of my pregnancy and I was pissed, I bought the most expensive lotions and potions and drank gallons of water, to no avail....... I wanna hold your baby!!!!!! and kiss it
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