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Fuck Christmas, and here is why:

The only thing I like about the holidays is the time off work, and that just a few people actually try to help each other. Aside from that, why on earth should I worship some guy that supposedly died 2009 years ago? I say supposedly because there is not one actually piece of evidence to show that Jesus ever lived. I think he is a total fabrication of the Catholic Church some 300 years later to help them become a legit religion. Now the whole fucking holiday is spent telling us how some chick gave birth when she still had a Hymen...Give me a break. On a very funny note, Michael Shermer, did a piece a while back about home many confirmed virgin births there were in the 20th century--Three. All were born to women with both genitals, and they had a non-descended testicle that released sperm into their uterus, and impregnated themselves. In all three cases the child was of sub-moron status (at the time they called them Retarded, I prefer mentally challenged though). So, if the story is true, the son of God, was a total Moron--why am I celebrating again?

So, I join you in saying FUCK CHRISTMAS, ALL TO HELL!