conspiracist

Umm... UMMM
GUSH
My impersonation of countless clients.

I dont even want to think about how much time ladies can spend on this website on a given day with a decent vibrator or back massager... if you have that kind of surface area.

And my mind is not in the gutter!
Its in the boredom. Where i have talked to the same three people every day for the past two months, taken the same classes,etc, and still i dont feel i've really done anything.

But on the bright side, i ate the majority of a whistky cork today. It was insightful, alcohol really should be chewed if its going to taste so vile.