....Ok. I just got back from Wiston-Salem N.C. and I have a cookout to go to in an hour so I'll make this quick. Heavy Rebel Weekend was indeed as badass as advertised. I have the video to prove it....but that comes later. If you can't tell I'm pretty much on cloud 9.
So until I can make a super whammadineultrajournalupdate..I'll leave you with this:
Conquerking's lists of lessons learned............
Yes it is possible to lose a belt buckle up a strippers booty.....
Yes it is possible to walk a 5 block radius downtown in Wiston-salem and not find a ATM.....
Yes Pyschobilly does exist and is not a figment of my imagination...I promise..
Yes it is possible to have a drink with an establish band..and the Man behind the magic who created Heavy Rebel and Elvisfest....
If I'm drunk and you have a nice rack, then yes it is possible to get away with just about anything...including sticking your finger down my throat......
Yes it is possible for a guy to be a drunken compulsive shopper.....
Yes its possible to be too drunk to recognize when you being hit on.....
Yes it is true that if you pass out on the curb downtown behind a police car it is the absolute last place anyone will look for you....and people will point and laugh and videotape..
Yes patience is a virtue which is soluble in alcohol and in little supply after midnight.....
Yes stand up bassist chick are hot a hell......
These are lessons that either the Squirrel-Hunter or I learned first hand....Now I got a blaze....
P.S. What did you do this weekend?
So until I can make a super whammadineultrajournalupdate..I'll leave you with this:
Conquerking's lists of lessons learned............
Yes it is possible to lose a belt buckle up a strippers booty.....
Yes it is possible to walk a 5 block radius downtown in Wiston-salem and not find a ATM.....
Yes Pyschobilly does exist and is not a figment of my imagination...I promise..
Yes it is possible to have a drink with an establish band..and the Man behind the magic who created Heavy Rebel and Elvisfest....
If I'm drunk and you have a nice rack, then yes it is possible to get away with just about anything...including sticking your finger down my throat......
Yes it is possible for a guy to be a drunken compulsive shopper.....
Yes its possible to be too drunk to recognize when you being hit on.....
Yes it is true that if you pass out on the curb downtown behind a police car it is the absolute last place anyone will look for you....and people will point and laugh and videotape..
Yes patience is a virtue which is soluble in alcohol and in little supply after midnight.....
Yes stand up bassist chick are hot a hell......
These are lessons that either the Squirrel-Hunter or I learned first hand....Now I got a blaze....
P.S. What did you do this weekend?
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tnx hunny 
corporate_punk:
is that a small belt buckle?? the abilty to not recognize girls hitting on you has happened to me it has to be pointed out clearly to me. but sounds like you had a kick ass time