Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

conqueringking

Yggdrasill

Member Since 2004

Followers 77 Following 218

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Monday Jul 04, 2005

Jul 4, 2005
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
....Ok. I just got back from Wiston-Salem N.C. and I have a cookout to go to in an hour so I'll make this quick. Heavy Rebel Weekend was indeed as badass as advertised. I have the video to prove it....but that comes later. If you can't tell I'm pretty much on cloud 9.

So until I can make a super whammadineultrajournalupdate..I'll leave you with this:

Conquerking's lists of lessons learned............

Yes it is possible to lose a belt buckle up a strippers booty.....
Yes it is possible to walk a 5 block radius downtown in Wiston-salem and not find a ATM.....
Yes Pyschobilly does exist and is not a figment of my imagination...I promise..
Yes it is possible to have a drink with an establish band..and the Man behind the magic who created Heavy Rebel and Elvisfest....
If I'm drunk and you have a nice rack, then yes it is possible to get away with just about anything...including sticking your finger down my throat......
Yes it is possible for a guy to be a drunken compulsive shopper.....
Yes its possible to be too drunk to recognize when you being hit on.....
Yes it is true that if you pass out on the curb downtown behind a police car it is the absolute last place anyone will look for you....and people will point and laugh and videotape..
Yes patience is a virtue which is soluble in alcohol and in little supply after midnight.....
Yes stand up bassist chick are hot a hell......

These are lessons that either the Squirrel-Hunter or I learned first hand....Now I got a blaze....

P.S. What did you do this weekend?
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
bracket:
tnx hunny blush
Jul 5, 2005
corporate_punk:
is that a small belt buckle?? the abilty to not recognize girls hitting on you has happened to me it has to be pointed out clearly to me. but sounds like you had a kick ass time
Jul 5, 2005

More Blogs

  • 05.07.13
    3

    Tuesday May 07, 2013

    Windows 8 how I loathe thee......
  • 04.18.13
    0

    Thursday Apr 18, 2013

    Well, Im back...but not caught up. I'm still trying to find the new …
  • 04.05.13
    0

    Friday Apr 05, 2013

    blog soon.
  • 12.05.12
    1

    Wednesday Dec 05, 2012

    I've been all over the place the last couple of weeks, going back to …
  • 08.01.12
    0

    Wednesday Aug 01, 2012

  • 07.17.12
    0

    Tuesday Jul 17, 2012

    Basically this is my new interest, I'm obsessed with web series, an…
  • 07.12.12
    0

    Thursday Jul 12, 2012

    It was an unremarkable event ; nothing more than a chance meeting, li…
  • 07.05.12
    3

    Thursday Jul 05, 2012

    Well.... Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter seemed like a good idea at th…
  • 06.06.12
    3

    Wednesday Jun 06, 2012

    Yeah...what he said.
  • 05.30.12
    3

    Wednesday May 30, 2012

    Portal

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
10
months
21
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,599 SuicideGirls
  • 1,114,613 followers
  • 14,946,853 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,458,366 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo