Conqueringking Presents "The Return of the Journal entry"
In the tune of D# Accompaniment by Evanescence "Thoughtless"
It seems to me that I have been negelecting my duties as a host and not providing quality entertainment to my guests that visit my page. For that I am sorry Between the "Job" and all the things that go into turning a house into a home I have been taking a tasty cake break......and then there's my condition..
Yes SG land I have a condition after all these years of not knowing now I know I'm sick...this is my condition
Acute Mammomania
SymptomsUncontrollable impulse to psychotically lock eyes on any rack that bounces back your radar. Sufferers risk prosecution and drinks in the face.
TreatmentBlindfolds or Bodyguards. If these episodes are allowed to continue without treatment, they can often lead to testicle compression and a sock in the jaw for good measure
Thank you Dr. Maxim. Thank you for all your help I now feel like I've taken the first step.
Now in totally unrelated news its a done deal. The newly single squirrelhunter and I are locked and loaded on a collision course with heavy Rebel weekend. Gotta Blaze.
T-minus 15days.
"A woman drove me to drink and I never had the courtesy to even thank her." W.C. Fields
P.S. If any of you would be interested in applying for the bodyguard postion of providing blindfold foward a messages and donations to:
Save the King Foundation
Heavy Rebel Weekend
In the tune of D# Accompaniment by Evanescence "Thoughtless"
It seems to me that I have been negelecting my duties as a host and not providing quality entertainment to my guests that visit my page. For that I am sorry Between the "Job" and all the things that go into turning a house into a home I have been taking a tasty cake break......and then there's my condition..
Yes SG land I have a condition after all these years of not knowing now I know I'm sick...this is my condition
Acute Mammomania
SymptomsUncontrollable impulse to psychotically lock eyes on any rack that bounces back your radar. Sufferers risk prosecution and drinks in the face.
TreatmentBlindfolds or Bodyguards. If these episodes are allowed to continue without treatment, they can often lead to testicle compression and a sock in the jaw for good measure
Thank you Dr. Maxim. Thank you for all your help I now feel like I've taken the first step.
Now in totally unrelated news its a done deal. The newly single squirrelhunter and I are locked and loaded on a collision course with heavy Rebel weekend. Gotta Blaze.
T-minus 15days.
"A woman drove me to drink and I never had the courtesy to even thank her." W.C. Fields
P.S. If any of you would be interested in applying for the bodyguard postion of providing blindfold foward a messages and donations to:
Save the King Foundation
Heavy Rebel Weekend
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dunx:
Thanks man. I need it.
andromeda:
Thanks for the compliment. U r sweet and funny! 