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Friday Feb 11, 2005

Feb 11, 2005
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That woman is the devil.....Despite the wings on her back. She managed to get about 14 alabama slammers(the Drink not the shot) and 3 kamakaze's down my throat in about 4 hrs. I ended up better than Way-j. I think he was trashed about 1hr after we got there then he switched from beer to rum and cokes because he doesn't thing hard alcohol gets him as drunk. We leads me to my new discovery.. Way-j's pweuck(I need to work on a better name for it it) Its like some dark brown high adhesive substance. It sticks to everything and somehow defies gravity and wind at high speeds. Its like some aliens goo.(I seriously need to patten this stuff.but Ill need a whole lot more if I'm gonna market it.)
Needless to say I was happy that I got to leave work earlier today and go to hooter's.(I remember the wings being much better last time I went, but the boobies were nice.) Considering that I didn't have enough moisture in my body to even take a good pee I decided to stay away from the Beer.. I then took my roomate to get his VA permit and proceeded to crash for about 6hrs. Now my tummy is demanding food.

P.S. What is the worst date you ever been on? ARRR!!!
violently:
I don't think I've ever been on an actual "date"...

I did however have the stupidest relationship ever with a guy I had to be drunk to hang out with for 4 months straight before I sobered up and was like, wtf?
Feb 11, 2005
pinkzebra:
You know...I've never been to hooters shocked I think I'll go when I get back to the states...I hear the wings are good...hehehe wink

The worst date I've ever been on?? Well I never really dated much...so I'll have to say the worst date I've ever been on was when an ex-boyfriend took me to an A&W fast-food restaurant and then had me pay for it...he was pretty lame puke
Feb 12, 2005

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