Its funny. I got hit on by 2 chicks today. Its really strange when I played the part of the "Nice Guy" I couldn't buy their attention, but know that I've decided to play the role of the "Dread Pirate" then now I'm the hottest thing since Ipod. One of my drunken Irish friends always used to say that a women doesn't want a man that doesn't have the ability to ruin her life. She needs a element of Danger and you are too safe." Of course this is before we set fire to someone's car(It was abandoned for like 2 months and they had a good space OK) in a moment of drunken insite. I thought that he was talking out of his ass then; I don't now. Its a scienitific fact dogs can smell fear,Women can smell desperate and Dangerous Men. I think I'm going to Outback tonight ...I got a craving for Alice Springs Chicken and Bloomin Onions.
P.S. I need a Valatine any takers.
P.S. I need a Valatine any takers.
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Mmmm...send me some bloomin' onion...I miss that stuff....enjoy it now before you come over here
You made me laugh
Great idea on the action figure....I think I should have my own action figure!! hehehe...how about you work on getting a patent/copyright or whatever it is you need to start making them? heheheh...
I really want some of that bloomin' onion
too bad it'll never make it here