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Sunday Apr 17, 2011

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So there I was piddling about on my resume and then it hit me. Companies use resumes to save time and find qualified people for a postion. How much easier would dating be if everyone was required to carry a resume. Nice guys who usually crash-and-burn in the intial 3 secs of meeting a hot girl might now stand a chance. Women would no longer have to worry about finding a nice guy, just look at his references. You would be able to tell if someone was an asshole right away instead of wasting weeks or months.

If you're worried about Commitment issues check the resume
*Red Flag* it says you've been in 200 relationships but you only have a year of dating exprience. How long did your last relationship last.exactly?"

If you worried about if the sex would be bad.
*Red Flag* "It says that you have a rudimentary understanding of foreplay and that sexual encounters with you are quick and consist."

If you worried that the person might be a stalker.
*Red flag* Is says that you specialize in survellince of ex's and monitoring of social media pages, such as facebook, and twitter."

Of course , they're going to be people who lie about themselves and exaggerate they're qualities, but it would still make the dating scene alot more managable. This way you would have a good idea of what you were working with from the beginning.

So my question to you if you were required to carry a dating resume, what would yours say?
katya:
you are so sweet! thank you for the kind words kiss
Apr 17, 2011

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