Why would you fuck with Liam Neeson?
Now this has been bugging me for a bit now. I recently watched Taken (Liam neeson movie), thought it was great and look forward to seeing the sequel. Then my brain kicked in. Now as I understand it the plot is the family of someone Liam kills targets him for revenge. Now when who ever puts this idea forward at whatever family get together ( let's say it was Christmas dinner, it being the season and all) did no one think to pipe up with the fact HE DECIMATED HALF OF FRANCE IN THE FIRST MOVIE! Plus, y'know, we kinda started it. We did kidnap his daughter after all. Do we really want to antagonize this guy? Why don't we just call it even or better he won and we send him a fruit basket? I never really liked that relative anyway.
That's just the way I see it. Of course I haven't seen the sequel yet so I may be completely wrong
Drink driving advert
I'm on my soap box. The drink driving advert was just on, the one where the barman goes through all the different voices acting out the police, the solicitor etc wouldn't you just love that who ever came to the bar when asked at the end
"So what will it be?"
"A can of coke you patronising cunt!"
random insperation
Also, I may have just broken my own mind. I have just scribbled jack burton ridding on a unicorn at-at.....
My Christmas message
I want to wish you all a merry Christmas
But I won't
Instead I'm just going to glare at you all as I drink cider, my left eye twitching as when anyone dressed as Santa goes by.
Enjoy tomorrow, peoples.
And pray that I haven't chosen to hide in your house.
A message to parents
"He knows when you've been sleeping. He knows when your awake."
Time to face facts parents. A fat guy who visits once a year knows your kids better than you do.
the other side
And I emerge at the other side of Christmas with blood on my hands and reindeer fur in my teeth. Cheap move using one of your sleigh crew to cover your escape cringle. Cheap move.
on a serious note
Truth be told, despite my recent posts I really have had a wonderful Christmas. The weeks prior to it were a struggle but we got there. Love to you all, especially the ones not here. X
New years revelations
Oh my fucking gawd! It's all so clear! 2013! 2. 0. 1. 3.
Two, the number of people present for the the birth of Christ .
Zero, the number of rooms at the inn,
One, a singular donkey that carried them to Bethlehem.
And finally three, the number of wise men that followed the star.
Do you see it? DO YOU SEE IT?!?
Me neither.
Welcome to the future peoples.
New years day
If waking up in a cocktail dress with smudged make up is any indication of what 2013's going to be like roll on 2013
yep thats me in the middle
Give it a chance
Already reading comments and updates bitching about 2013. Really? I mean come on, give it a chance, it's only 2 days old. When I was 2 days old all I did was sleep. It's taken me almost 36 years to get as interesting as I am. 2013 I have faith in you. In fact I have a good feeling that you and I are gonna have some good times this year and I hope you prove me right ( as for every one who's giving you a hard time right now, give them a chance to. Their just getting to know you)
