Me and this dude that works across from me have some of the most interesting conversations. You ever have those talks that you and one other person can play off each other, but if you try to repeat with anyone else, it will never ever work. this was one of those/
me: So, you ever go out with a girl, and then realize your kind of repulsed by her?
mark: no. usually they're repulsed by me.
me: ditto.
mark: You ever go out with a girl, get to her house, and find out her mom is hotter than she is?
me: no yet. ever go out with a girl and find out her sister is hotter than she is?
mark: nope.
me: me neither, i try to date girls with no immidiate family, that way it takes longer for someone to realize they're missing.
mark: ever go out with a girl and find out her dad is hotter than she is? thats happened to me multiple times.
me: huh... ever go out on a date with a guy, and find out he Gay!? thats the worst.
mark: yea, i hate that. ever go out with a girl and find her dog was hotter than her?
me: nah... eber go out with a donkey and then halfway through the date, you find its gay! nothing beats that.
mark: ever go out with a girl, and then halfway through, you find out she's Hitler?
me: This one time, I went on a date with this corpse, and forgot I had already schedualed a date with a different corpse, and so then I had to keep making excuses to go back and forth between dates hoping they wouldn't notice. man that was a tough night.
and then we moved on to how much our jobs sucked. This bit of dialoge had much laughter inserted throughout, also with pauses between getting crippled by packages. Its friends like this that make working worth... working. or something.
me: So, you ever go out with a girl, and then realize your kind of repulsed by her?
mark: no. usually they're repulsed by me.
me: ditto.
mark: You ever go out with a girl, get to her house, and find out her mom is hotter than she is?
me: no yet. ever go out with a girl and find out her sister is hotter than she is?
mark: nope.
me: me neither, i try to date girls with no immidiate family, that way it takes longer for someone to realize they're missing.
mark: ever go out with a girl and find out her dad is hotter than she is? thats happened to me multiple times.
me: huh... ever go out on a date with a guy, and find out he Gay!? thats the worst.
mark: yea, i hate that. ever go out with a girl and find her dog was hotter than her?
me: nah... eber go out with a donkey and then halfway through the date, you find its gay! nothing beats that.
mark: ever go out with a girl, and then halfway through, you find out she's Hitler?
me: This one time, I went on a date with this corpse, and forgot I had already schedualed a date with a different corpse, and so then I had to keep making excuses to go back and forth between dates hoping they wouldn't notice. man that was a tough night.
and then we moved on to how much our jobs sucked. This bit of dialoge had much laughter inserted throughout, also with pauses between getting crippled by packages. Its friends like this that make working worth... working. or something.
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my conversations at work are much more boring than yours. mainly because it's a nursing home. we do get to sit around deciding if someone's poop was a small, medium or a large, on occasion. but gay donkeys don't get mentioned very often....