Distant \`distnt\ adj 1a: separated in space and time: Away b: being at a great distance: far-off 2: not close in relationship (distant cousins) 3: cold 2, unfriendly.
Plan B; moving to Europe preferably Italy to spend the rest of my life as a fisherman (second or first mate) and then spend all my time having superficial relationships based on money and positions of power with whores at the local brothels.
Whore \`ho()r, `h()r, `h()r\ n: prostitute
The Jam where way off and missed an entire generation in genre and culture; The post modern world is coming to its peek; Soon the baby boomers/Me generation/generation X and the deconstructionist will have reinforced the status quo, locked down youth culture to unoriginal digitized carbon copies of past fads and flips, convinced punks that its better, cleaner and cooler to be a hipster, legalized marijuana only to have it cost way more than it does know. Further the stereotypes of jocks and artists so their will always be the cliques of disconcerted cool and uncool dick measures (this is also applicable to other culture clash dualitys Im just over generalizing cause its easy, speak of what you know) finally pursuing their dream of teevo and ephedrine.
9pm: pop some pills and lose mad weight save unbelievable increments of time while fast forwarding through pre recorded commercials, because the misses wants to get laid (I am heterosexual so this journal is written from the point of view, substitute as needed or desired) you can always soak up those commercials later by the internet cyber highway or the boring pre motion picture association highlights. Im sure even the green laser that the Riddler used in batman three will stand hand in hand with teevo pretty soon. Anyway. 11pm: Spouse X cant get an erection because he took the recommended serving of hydoxycut an hour ago, distracted by this conundrum Spouse X cant seem to concentrate on making spouse Qs vagina secrete properly. Pill popping commences and instant erection slides into instant wet cunt. Good thing the kids are asleep cause they wouldnt understand what the fuck was happening since both federal and local governments have started to allocate money only to sexual damnation education. See what happens when the hippies sellout and the squares take over.
So keep napkins and beer bottles away from my frustrated fingers and hand me that bottle of Dexedrine so I can calm my ADD and focus on the tasks at hand: purchasing a sweet Japanese import that almost passes for a luxury car, diesel jeans by banana republic slacks with my mesh truckers hat that reads Jesus is my mother fucker and a copy of Ryan Adams uk single of summer of 69. Thank you slipknot cause whores in brothels by the Mediterranean sounds fucking awesome, that way all my life goals can smell like fish.
Plan B; moving to Europe preferably Italy to spend the rest of my life as a fisherman (second or first mate) and then spend all my time having superficial relationships based on money and positions of power with whores at the local brothels.
Whore \`ho()r, `h()r, `h()r\ n: prostitute
The Jam where way off and missed an entire generation in genre and culture; The post modern world is coming to its peek; Soon the baby boomers/Me generation/generation X and the deconstructionist will have reinforced the status quo, locked down youth culture to unoriginal digitized carbon copies of past fads and flips, convinced punks that its better, cleaner and cooler to be a hipster, legalized marijuana only to have it cost way more than it does know. Further the stereotypes of jocks and artists so their will always be the cliques of disconcerted cool and uncool dick measures (this is also applicable to other culture clash dualitys Im just over generalizing cause its easy, speak of what you know) finally pursuing their dream of teevo and ephedrine.
9pm: pop some pills and lose mad weight save unbelievable increments of time while fast forwarding through pre recorded commercials, because the misses wants to get laid (I am heterosexual so this journal is written from the point of view, substitute as needed or desired) you can always soak up those commercials later by the internet cyber highway or the boring pre motion picture association highlights. Im sure even the green laser that the Riddler used in batman three will stand hand in hand with teevo pretty soon. Anyway. 11pm: Spouse X cant get an erection because he took the recommended serving of hydoxycut an hour ago, distracted by this conundrum Spouse X cant seem to concentrate on making spouse Qs vagina secrete properly. Pill popping commences and instant erection slides into instant wet cunt. Good thing the kids are asleep cause they wouldnt understand what the fuck was happening since both federal and local governments have started to allocate money only to sexual damnation education. See what happens when the hippies sellout and the squares take over.
So keep napkins and beer bottles away from my frustrated fingers and hand me that bottle of Dexedrine so I can calm my ADD and focus on the tasks at hand: purchasing a sweet Japanese import that almost passes for a luxury car, diesel jeans by banana republic slacks with my mesh truckers hat that reads Jesus is my mother fucker and a copy of Ryan Adams uk single of summer of 69. Thank you slipknot cause whores in brothels by the Mediterranean sounds fucking awesome, that way all my life goals can smell like fish.