Can anyone tell me why chav kids have one trouser leg tucked into their sock? It leaves them looking like a your grandad after he's just got off a pushbike! I tried asking one yesterday, but he just grumbled at me so i threw him out.
Insufficient sleep, excess bourbon, too many things i'm really not at liberty to divulge, once more my weekend was...
Oh here's a quick question, i'm really interested what you think of this, The band has been invited to write the theme song for a US tv show (again) this is even better than the blowing up planes DIY one, it's.... wait for it... a spin off of Spongebob square pants
Now, come on, pick yourself back up of the floor, stiffle those giggles and tell me this; should we? can we? It would mean a shedload of publicity and performing all over the states, but a cartoon? about a sponge? I don't really think i want to be associated with it, unless i get to go on american kids tv pissed and insult everyone. i guess it boils down to how much of a whore am i prepared to be?!
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Insufficient sleep, excess bourbon, too many things i'm really not at liberty to divulge, once more my weekend was...
Oh here's a quick question, i'm really interested what you think of this, The band has been invited to write the theme song for a US tv show (again) this is even better than the blowing up planes DIY one, it's.... wait for it... a spin off of Spongebob square pants
Now, come on, pick yourself back up of the floor, stiffle those giggles and tell me this; should we? can we? It would mean a shedload of publicity and performing all over the states, but a cartoon? about a sponge? I don't really think i want to be associated with it, unless i get to go on american kids tv pissed and insult everyone. i guess it boils down to how much of a whore am i prepared to be?!
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I've just started reading one of Jeremy Clarksons' books and it's nowhere near as funny as I expected. Blazer and jean combo wearing bastard.