ok a couple of things to mention.
one, my sister does a FANTASTIC impression of "the fruitcake lady" from the tonite show. (not as good as my impression of will ferell impersonating harry carry tho).
two, the best thing to yell at the end of an argument "SHUT UP YOU FAT MESS!" it works everytime, plus it warms your heart to see the pain in...
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one, my sister does a FANTASTIC impression of "the fruitcake lady" from the tonite show. (not as good as my impression of will ferell impersonating harry carry tho).
two, the best thing to yell at the end of an argument "SHUT UP YOU FAT MESS!" it works everytime, plus it warms your heart to see the pain in...
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cunninglinquist:
we will see if it catches on, but I would be insulted as I am a fat mess and do not like to be reminded of it.
skryche:
Your sister is right, you are a bitch for ending your LJ, even if it does mean I'm now the king of gay.
the new mary set made me wet my drawlz. thnx.
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skryche:
Oo. A new Mary set.
And to think I missed that last night. I'll have to wait until tonight to see it!
And to think I missed that last night. I'll have to wait until tonight to see it!
evanx:
You sure have a boner for Mary, don't you.....
i hope i never get stabbed. that looks really painful and unfun.
i'm getting back a fat refund. evan is jealous as hell. HE A H8R YA'LL!
i'm getting back a fat refund. evan is jealous as hell. HE A H8R YA'LL!
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flotsomandjetsom:
Cats are cool 
beaky:
pirates unite! arggg
it smells like updog in here.
isn't that right skryche?
isn't that right skryche?
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skryche:
Aw yeah.
toddster:
That reminds me of this henway I bought once.
i am gonna make a shirt that says:
WUT DA PROLLUM IZ?
that's my new favorite saying. that and "WUT I WANNA NO IZ..."
for instance, a complete sentence would be:
"wut i wanna no iz wut da prollum iz?"
...and that's all i have to say about DAT!
peas!
WUT DA PROLLUM IZ?
that's my new favorite saying. that and "WUT I WANNA NO IZ..."
for instance, a complete sentence would be:
"wut i wanna no iz wut da prollum iz?"
...and that's all i have to say about DAT!
peas!
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complainey:
^
he a h8r ya'll!
he a h8r ya'll!
evanx:
Do be mad! I still 
you!
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you!
[Edited on Jan 29, 2004 5:26PM]
some things you should know about me:
-i honestly like bon jovi. a lot. i used to kiss a bon jovi poster everyday.
-i only eat red and orange skittles.
-i make this face constantly :/
-i get annoyed/angry easily.
-i break up with people in under two months, usually.
-i never call my friends anymore.
-i eat shredded wheat with orange juice on it....
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-i honestly like bon jovi. a lot. i used to kiss a bon jovi poster everyday.
-i only eat red and orange skittles.
-i make this face constantly :/
-i get annoyed/angry easily.
-i break up with people in under two months, usually.
-i never call my friends anymore.
-i eat shredded wheat with orange juice on it....
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toddster:
i miss you too, darlin'. but if you check your email, you shall see that you won't be missing me for long.
love you to bits.
love you to bits.
joscelyne:
I just had to say two things: your testimonial for MisterSatan made me laugh. And also, every time I read your name somewhere, I smile, because I think it sounds funny and cute.
That's all. Oh wait, now that makes three things. Now four! Ugh...it's a vicious cycle... Don't mind me, I'm a dork.
That's all. Oh wait, now that makes three things. Now four! Ugh...it's a vicious cycle... Don't mind me, I'm a dork.
you buy
i sell
we split big cake.
NAME THAT TUNE!
first person to get it right gets laid.
i sell
we split big cake.
NAME THAT TUNE!
first person to get it right gets laid.
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evanx:
Even if I knew that quote, it wouldn't work....
unknowntrigram:
I see that I was beaten on the draw by not one, but two other men. Oh well.
i'm going home to my apartment for a while. i bet my kitty misses me.
take care all. i'll be back in a week or so.
take care all. i'll be back in a week or so.
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evanx:
Rock 'n roll
flotsomandjetsom:
I think I'd like to see your "kitty"
must...remove...uterus...
the pain i have experienced over the last few days is enough to make me want to be a boy.
in other news, i'm really lazy. i'm really really unsatisfied with life. and i really really really need to find a job.
kthnxdie.
the pain i have experienced over the last few days is enough to make me want to be a boy.
in other news, i'm really lazy. i'm really really unsatisfied with life. and i really really really need to find a job.
kthnxdie.
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skryche:
Yike. Feel better.
evanx:
Hey! How did the house look? I am assuming from your "unsatisfaction with life" that you didn't drop the cash for it right there.....?
so, i dyed my hair back to it's natural deep dark brown color and cut some 2 inch bangs. i look ridiculously cute. you're all jealous.
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skryche:
Want picture.
toddster:
1) I wanna seeeeee.
B) I miss yoooouuuu.
III) xoxoxx
B) I miss yoooouuuu.
III) xoxoxx