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i totally missed my haircut / eyebrow waxing appointment today.
fuckin' a!

see people..this is why you shouldn't spend the nite with your friend.
it just doesn't add up to "good".

1-2= -1
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a couple of thoughts about world events:

1- i'm glad the US is out of the world cup running. the last thing we need is militant german soccer fans sending suicide bombers over here.

2- NPR's morning news needs new theme music. hearing headlines about suicide bombers and terrorist threats delivered over easy-listening guitar jazz is too confusing for me to wrap my mind around...
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I learn my name
I write with a number two pencil
I work up to my potential
I earn my meat
I come when called
I jump when you circle the cherry
I sing like a good canary
I come when called
I come, that's all

Send it up on fire
Death before dawn
Send it up on fire
Death before dawn

I clean the...
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twelvis:
sssssssslammin
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little update: my apartment isn't being painted until july 26th. i'm very happy about this. now i can sleep all i want with no disturbances. also, i'm moving in with kristi on august first. this is also good. i'm about to go get a mesquite chicken sub from quizno's. this is stupendous.

also, i seriously want to make out with jessica alba.
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oh yes. we are all in this together. let's get a little group hug going or some shit. i don't know what we need...but apathy sounds right.
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everything in my life is all sorts of fucked up right now.
the girl i'm supposed to become roommates with in less than a month has vanished. i can't get ahold of her at all. i really hope she's ok.

i'm worried about school. getting my books. having to pay my admission fee twice. having to get plates and insurance on my car and being...
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eris:
it's alright. that kind of stuff always works out. just relax. i worked third shift at kinko's for a year or so. it can be rough. but eventually i would just blast the 80s station on the muzak and dance around tormenting the busy customers....
complainey:
i tried being crazy and silly last nite and it just pissed everyone off. :/
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i had this dream last nite. i was in this parade and everything was colored yellow and white... like people's outfits and the confetti and whatever..and i was wearing this tiara..like a pageant queen or something and i was waving like one..only i was walking and not on a float or anything and it turns out it was a parade to celebrate lemons and i'm...
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saturn1:
man i dream every effin night and they're really graphic and sometimes bad sometimes good but i'm sure about that unresolved thing being true. cept your subconcious has no desire for it to make sense. i always wish i could get to that level where i could undertand dreams like because it seems like it's the closest thing to truth on some level cept pur concious masks it. anyways, i been eating lemons all week and my teeth hurt now and i am wearing a tiara if i ever get married since that's the only time i can wear one, although i am cintemplating just wearing one for the hell of it. maybe that's got something to do with it?!
complainey:
well, there we go. it all makes sense now. i want to be you and get married. finally the mystery has been solved! thanks inez! smile
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i'm listening to jeff buckley cos someone told me it was good.
fucking liars.

i wish someone would just go bowling with me.
really, what do people have against bowling? what'd it ever do to you?
the shoes are cool. throwing heavy balls down an alley to knock shit down..also cool.
seriously, what's the fucking problem?

even my friend who's motto is "fuck it dude,...
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tryptamine_____:
heh. i'd go bowling with ya, if you weren't in michigan. wink
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bob was right. today was surreal. totally.
i bought a porno mag featuring the teen pop star tiffany at a garage sale. as well as a bunch of albums for only a buck each. most are one hit wonders. bob totally scored the best album tho. apollo 18 by they might be giants. lucky fucker.

also, the guy running the garage sale had no voice...
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tatum:
So Liz Phair huh? Wow she's cute, that's definitely a good compliment and one I've never gotten before mind you. It's usually the resemblence to Gwen Stefani and sometimes Marilyn since I have the whole mole thing going for me although you can't see it in that pic tongue

Thank you for that hun smile You're quite the cutie yourself!
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i swear i was born in love.
i can't think of a single time in my life where i wasn't "in love" with someone. that is kinda pathetic actually. love makes you stupid. love makes you sick. love makes you a fool. and for what? a heart full of hurt and no kisses to show for your endevors.
twelvis:
love is over-rated. and mean. learning emotional independence is way better and more healthy..but not easy. damnit.