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garlic bread is pretty good breakfast food. yum.


you know what is yucky? i overslept this morning and had to use my last vacation day. that's what's yucky.

stupid. stupid. stupid.
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emperor_tane:
I shall cook for you, chocolate chip pancakes, toast, eggs, and coffee.. biggrin

Tane
twelvis:
you know what else goes good with breakfast? i nice hot cup of shut the fuck up.

just kidding. you're alright
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oh dudes,
let me tell you, there is something completly liberating about screaming into a telephone (safe from the dangerous of this beasts wrath) "LISTEN UP YOU CAMEL-TOE SPORTIN' FAT CUNT...I FUCKED YOUR BOYFRIEND." and then hanging up. then receiving a phone call moments later from a friend who saw her cry after i told her that.
i fucking rule.
she had it coming.
alice:
know what else is liverating? fucking with telemarketers, flipping off and yelling at stupid men who yell stupid things at anything that has a vagina, and not wearing a bra (when it's not hot outside cuz boob sweat feels gross).
twelvis:
you couldn't rock more, you know
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twelvis has brought to my attention that i'm way too sad and desperate in this journal, whilst being fiesty and funny in my livejournal. so my only choice is to tell my grape soda joke here and hope i don't get my ass reamed.


i've been drinking this grape soda for a little while now..but i don't think it's working..my elbows aren't even the least...
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lefty:
i came as soon as i could...but you know what they say.....BAHHH HAHA!!.....
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i dont know who has cut you off my ribs- blixa bargeld

i'm thinking about getting another tattoo. i definately know the placement (my lower back wrapping from hip to hip) i just don't know for ceratin what i'm getting. any thoughts? i was thinking about getting a quote from a neutral milk hotel song that goes "someone is waiting to swallow all the halos...
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ereetplus:
sublime blixa
as for tattoo i like fish, nice graphic coy or something like that
twelvis:
get one of those george o-keefe vagina flowers. on the small of your back
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a masturbation haiku by me:


head tilts back slowly / eyes closed imagining you / slippery when wet
kingnicotine10756:
nice :}
csilla:
wow thats really nice. ive never been able to write one of these that were actually good smile
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an email i sent to my ex tonite:



you can write anything you want to about me in your little fucking journal. i don't care what you think about me anymore and i won't be reading it. you don't fucking matter. all you care about is being "emo" and getting sympathy from these little fucking retards you meet online. well guess what? i meet people...
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complainey:
yeah, it is fucked up. but what is more fucked up is that aaron was his best friend. i hope it made him cry. he's a fucking bastard.
jin1:
I still love you.
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i got stoned last nite for the first time in a loooong time. it was fantastic.
toreena:
You were hilarious.
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i feel like i'm the most disgusting person alive. when someone rejects you..whom you originally rejected it hurts. a lot.
AND ALSO YOU FEEL LIKE STABBING THEM IN THEIR GORGEOUS CHOCOLATE BROWN EYES!

i'm sad. someone tell me i'm beautiful..please.

toreena?
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jin1:
You know I loves you baby.
toreena:
This will be to predictable, something I refuse to be.

But you know what? I will to anything for you, because you are too...BEAUTIFUL...to refuse.

You give me wet dreams, AND you make me laugh. That's the recipe for perfections, and anyone who can't see that doesn't need to be stabbed in the eyes...THEY ARE ALREADY BLIND.
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i've decided no more boards for me. too many bad vibes and possible headache starters. i'm sooo not into headaches. plus, i find it makes me sit here for far too long. i don't seem to be getting shit done lately. i'm getting so lazy. i haven't worked out in over a week. STUPID STUPID STUPID!
toreena:
Hey, I'M NOT INTO HEADACHES EITHER!

We MUST be soulmates!


And if you're going to be lazy, be LAZY ONLINE. WITH ME.

I miss ya.
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today has been supremely boring. not one exciting thing happened. what a totally craptabulous day.
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nopantsdave:
Why are there so few of us from Michigan on this site? Oh yeah, our state sucks.
complainey:
there are so few people from michigan because real michiganders don't use porn. (atleast, i think that's what the bumper sticker said.) thanks for your comment. smile
i used to live in kalamazoo. rock on!