complainey

this man,probably in his mid 80's i'd say, kept saying "for your information" or "FYI!" to me tonite. seemingly for no reason at all. unless it was a secret code for "i'm an annoying old person, you know the kind you hate."


incidents that contained that phrase:

"i'll have a honey brown in a mug and i'm OF LEGAL AGE FOR YOUR INFORMATION"

-i think "perhaps his hearing aid cut out so he had to talk louder, no big whoop."

"for the dressing on my side salad i'd like honey mustard. I LOVE HONEY FYI!"

-i think "OK HONEY IT IS THEN!"

"uhm, miss for your information this sour cream you gave me for my baked potato tastes spoiled (spoilt is how he pronounced it)."

-i think "oh man, he's givin' me a case of the mondays and it's only sunday."

"fyi: i'll take my tab now missy."

-i think "you're gonna die in a few minutes anyhow so whatevz."


p.s. some lady put some silverware and a liquor glass into her purse tonite and left and i was super impress with her audacity.



p.p.s. i made out with one of my best friends last nite while i was under the influence of many alcoholic beverages and now he thinks i'm in love with him.

p.p.s.s.? FYI: i'm so totally not in love with him.