ok a couple of things to mention.
one, my sister does a FANTASTIC impression of "the fruitcake lady" from the tonite show. (not as good as my impression of will ferell impersonating harry carry tho).
two, the best thing to yell at the end of an argument "SHUT UP YOU FAT MESS!" it works everytime, plus it warms your heart to see the pain in the person's eyes. even if they're not fat they'll take it to heart cos EVERYONE thinks they're fat. even some dudes. really it's perfect. i hope this insult catches on on the boards. instead of my usual "stfu n00bz" i'ma start saying "SHUT UP YOU FAT MESS!"
three, my sister just called me a bitch. "why'd you get rid of your livejournal? you're a bitch i swear!" my response? you guessed it "SHUT UP YOU FAT MESS!"
hahah she just said "YOU SHUT UP OR I'LL STAB YOU!" she beat me at my own game. she's playing drug wars. that game rules. i'm off to give her advice on purchasing ludes and ru-486. dats where da money is at. HOLLA!
one, my sister does a FANTASTIC impression of "the fruitcake lady" from the tonite show. (not as good as my impression of will ferell impersonating harry carry tho).
two, the best thing to yell at the end of an argument "SHUT UP YOU FAT MESS!" it works everytime, plus it warms your heart to see the pain in the person's eyes. even if they're not fat they'll take it to heart cos EVERYONE thinks they're fat. even some dudes. really it's perfect. i hope this insult catches on on the boards. instead of my usual "stfu n00bz" i'ma start saying "SHUT UP YOU FAT MESS!"
three, my sister just called me a bitch. "why'd you get rid of your livejournal? you're a bitch i swear!" my response? you guessed it "SHUT UP YOU FAT MESS!"
hahah she just said "YOU SHUT UP OR I'LL STAB YOU!" she beat me at my own game. she's playing drug wars. that game rules. i'm off to give her advice on purchasing ludes and ru-486. dats where da money is at. HOLLA!
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cunninglinquist:
we will see if it catches on, but I would be insulted as I am a fat mess and do not like to be reminded of it.
skryche:
Your sister is right, you are a bitch for ending your LJ, even if it does mean I'm now the king of gay.