complainey

i miss how you said "smashed". people here don't say smashed. they'd say, "who crushed this cookie?" or "these chips are broken." smashed. motherfucking smashed.

i'm a pirate goddamn it where's my pirate smiley. sonofabitchgoddamn. peoplehateitwhenyoutypelikethis.

i'm in love with everyone. seriously.
SERIOUSLY.
i dont think love should be with just one person at a time. i mean fucking like...shit
if i want to love the girl with big ass titties or like
the guy with a huge cock
i should be able to
just because i love one person doesn't mean i can't love another person equally. i got a...
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i wish you had to take a test to use the internet. and i wish said test had a large essay portion in which you had to explain why you should be allowed. and also a spelling test.
don't come talking to me with "yr" and "u" lazy ass mother fucker. kiss my ass. i want no part of your small brain. go save some...
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when i said i would try
i lied to prove myself wrong
the truth is in the details first
and the writings on the wall
and the closer i get to being strong
the less to go wrong
when he said "times are changin'"
i thought he meant
things were changin'
for the better
but they weren't
the truth is in the details first
and...
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no more sg journal for me. i have an lj. if you want the address to it email me. if not, that's fine. take care folks.

garlic bread is pretty good breakfast food. yum.


you know what is yucky? i overslept this morning and had to use my last vacation day. that's what's yucky.

stupid. stupid. stupid.

oh dudes,
let me tell you, there is something completly liberating about screaming into a telephone (safe from the dangerous of this beasts wrath) "LISTEN UP YOU CAMEL-TOE SPORTIN' FAT CUNT...I FUCKED YOUR BOYFRIEND." and then hanging up. then receiving a phone call moments later from a friend who saw her cry after i told her that.
i fucking rule.
she had it coming.

twelvis has brought to my attention that i'm way too sad and desperate in this journal, whilst being fiesty and funny in my livejournal. so my only choice is to tell my grape soda joke here and hope i don't get my ass reamed.


i've been drinking this grape soda for a little while now..but i don't think it's working..my elbows aren't even the least...
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i dont know who has cut you off my ribs- blixa bargeld

i'm thinking about getting another tattoo. i definately know the placement (my lower back wrapping from hip to hip) i just don't know for ceratin what i'm getting. any thoughts? i was thinking about getting a quote from a neutral milk hotel song that goes "someone is waiting to swallow all the halos...
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a masturbation haiku by me:


head tilts back slowly / eyes closed imagining you / slippery when wet

an email i sent to my ex tonite:



you can write anything you want to about me in your little fucking journal. i don't care what you think about me anymore and i won't be reading it. you don't fucking matter. all you care about is being "emo" and getting sympathy from these little fucking retards you meet online. well guess what? i meet people...
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i got stoned last nite for the first time in a loooong time. it was fantastic.