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Thursday May 20, 2004

May 20, 2004
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Some things to think about.......

Why do psychics have to ask your name?

Why dont sheep shrink when it rains?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

Why are they called "apartments" when theyre all stuck together?

Why do they call them "hemorroids" instead of "asteroids"?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

If you write a book about failure and it doesnt sell, is it a success?

If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?

If bankers can count, how come there are 8 windows and only 4 tellers?

If a funeral procession is at night, do people drive with theyre lights off?

If white wine goes with fish, then do white grapes go with sushi?


.......I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message......

eeek
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_argos_:
i know these are rhetorical questions - but .........


Why do psychics have to ask your name? not sure - let's go ask a psychic

Why dont sheep shrink when it rains? Scotch Guard

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? i think you'd be ok as long as your health meter had a chance to recharge

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? at least 17"

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular? who .....me?

Why are they called "apartments" when theyre all stuck together? would you like to biggie size that maam?

Why do they call them "hemorroids" instead of "asteroids"? actually asteroids are hemorroids to the universe - hey i heard there was a ring around uranus

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? yes...indeed

If you write a book about failure and it doesnt sell, is it a success? now you are starting to confuse me...

If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2? because because - ever wonder why chalk dust makes some people have to go #2?

If bankers can count, how come there are 8 windows and only 4 tellers? it's all a tease - we all will want to keep coming back to see if they EVER use all 8 windows

If a funeral procession is at night, do people drive with theyre lights off? yes -death begets death

If white wine goes with fish, then do white grapes go with sushi? i head there was a ring around Uranus...


yeah - i just had to be a dork - too much homework and not enough goofiness for me......
adios

[Edited on May 21, 2004 3:42PM]
May 21, 2004
luckyp:
LOL-- these are GREAT!!!!
Really made me think... head hurting......
Have a great weekend! kiss
--l*P
May 21, 2004

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