commie

being a commie foreigner, i lack the vocabulary to describe how motherfucking rad last week was. double fine gave us 2 days off and a festive evening of dinner because we totally rocked the milestone acceptance test. this was ingeniously timed, because last week is when my favorite book and hottest boy in the world, seanbaby came to visit.

we met h0t sgsf members, ate live lobster and delicately massaged cows, sang some raging karaoke with an adorable japanese girl, watched kung fu movies, and jesus so much other rad shit.

i promised some hotties at the sgsf dinner to post a picture of my first day of school in communist russia. [yes, we all look like maids]. can you tell which maid i am?

in related news, i discovered a delicious commie treat that i have not had in 14 years, yesterday at a russian deli. they taste something like cheesepuffs but sweet instead of salty [cheese is not involved]. they're made in lithuania, which is awesome because my 1/72857409th lithuanian friend was with me when i made my purchase. he kept referring to them as his heritage :'D. if you are reading this james, i'd like to reiterate that your heritage is fucking delicious.

oh, and there's some engrish on the box :'D