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Friday Jan 23, 2009

Jan 23, 2009
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Children say the craziest things, don't they? My roomate, Kira however, is not a child..She's 23.
..And she undoubtedly paralyzed the entire staff, customers and possibly a few peeps walking by Maverick's Tattoo shop in their tracks with this gem of an answer..So here's the scenario:

Maverick's balls deep in the middle of an extensive arm piece and chatting along with his customer (as usual)..Kira and I are standing by watching him tattoo and adding our two cents to whatever story or joke Mav's talking about (especially if we were a part of the story)..There were also two friends/relatives that the customer brought along with them sitting across from us..

As he pauses to wipe a blurb of blood and ink, he casually asks everyone, "So do any of you know what sex position makes the ugliest babies?" He continues tattooing while waiting for an answer..Without hesitating, Kira curiously blurts out, "I dunno Mav, anal sex?"

"Why don't you ask your parents? ooooh buurn..Hold on a sec..Kira, did you just say butt sex makes ugly babies?!' I think the world stopped rotating for a good 10 seconds there..Maverick sets down his shader as a roar of laughter escapes the room..
I jump in with a "Seriously?! If you're gettin knocked up from anal, Kira, you might wanna see your gyno"..

And so every time any of us mentions this quaint ice breaker, Kira's 'anal sex question' is thrown in there just for shits n giggles..good times..i fuckin love my roomie!!
ride:
Best fuckin story ever. +1
Jan 26, 2009
mrwaverly:
That was fucking perfect!
Jun 19, 2014

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