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Sunday Sep 25, 2005

Sep 24, 2005
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So I had to kick a guy out for masturbating in a dormitory last night. What the hell is wrong with people?

You share a room with 5 other guys and you figure "Hey, the lights are off, surely they won't notice me taking a turn at the self-serve station." So you go ahead and start strokin' it and all of a sudden I have 3 french guys complaining about you being a sick bastard and I have to go upstairs to kick you out. And of course, you reach out to shake my hand - because I'm a real nice guy about the whole thing. Not in my nature to make a scene - and I have to be all "Hell's no, guy!"

I mean, I understand it's something every guy gets the urge to do, but the washroom is just down the hall! There's toilet paper and a flushable toilet! Privacy! My god!

Also... this Rys girl is a total fox.

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