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Dear Junkies,

Please do not chase me anymore.
You scared me and made me spill hot beverage on my hand.
And no, this hoodie is mine and not yours. No, you can not have it.

Also, please stop hanging around the park at 7th Avenue and 4th Street. It's intimidating to the foreigners. Maybe move down a block to 7th Avenue and 5th Street? There hookers down there and from what I hear, $7 and 3 cigarettes can get you a blowjob!

Thanks!
Colin.


But really, fucking scariest thing ever last night.