So lemme tell you a little something about chest hair... though I may not have much, it's more than enough to elicit cries of agony when peeling medical tape off of it.
See, I had me a little bar put into my chest (pure shits & giggles stuff) and they taped it up so I didn't bleed on my shirt. And I just peeled the tape off... and I'm smooth like a baby's bum.
Uhh... got me a new phone! Motorola V360 because the Razr is so wide (but so sexily flat!). Bought some new knives. Some new glassware too, so I can stop drinking water from mugs... it just tastes better from a glass. Even better from a bottle.
Leftover Buddha's Veggie time.
See, I had me a little bar put into my chest (pure shits & giggles stuff) and they taped it up so I didn't bleed on my shirt. And I just peeled the tape off... and I'm smooth like a baby's bum.
Uhh... got me a new phone! Motorola V360 because the Razr is so wide (but so sexily flat!). Bought some new knives. Some new glassware too, so I can stop drinking water from mugs... it just tastes better from a glass. Even better from a bottle.
Leftover Buddha's Veggie time.
