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Another break in my tantrums (and quite possibly a new direction).

The tale of how ComicKnight became ComicKing - Part I

It was a long and stormy knight... (Hey who's telling this story, don't try to correct me, I spelled the word the way I want it)
...and ComicKnight, having been dubbed a knight so many years ago was traveling along the Hamster Highway doing Warp 8. Along came a spider and sat down beside him... and then got run over (hey warp 8 is pretty fast you know!). ComicKnight was paying no attention to where he was going, as he was busy trying to catalogue his immense comic book collection that he had spent 30 years amassing, and hit a little old lady who lived in a shoe and had so many kids she knew not what to do. Devastated by this senseless (but humane) death, ComicKnight took it upon himself to try to find someone who was willing to adopt these children. Knowing it was a task too impossible for him to do, he asked the Brothers Grimm and Old Mother Hubbard for help.

They suggested that he should start a kingdom, and be the king of all these children.. "Hmmm.." said ComicKnight.. that's an interesting proposal.. I had better consult with the Legion of Superheroes first though.. they may have something to say about this. Just then, a scrawny kid named Johnny was driving by and the kids laughed at him and called him names, saying "Johnny, you red-nosed psycho, you can't play in our rain games!" Johnny wasn't seen again, but for some reason all of the kids disappeared.

ComicKnight went in search of Galactus to try to find these souls, because his herald the Silver Surfer was good at collecting children for odd reasons..

to be continued....
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drstinkypants:
I do move around from time to time. Its mostly standing but i do walk around to get stuff sometimes.

Yea, i feel bad for Benni though. she got all lasered. As her minion manager i kind of wish i could have got lasered for her frown
Jun 15, 2004
drstinkypants:
Well at 90 you may be a bit too old for my sister. Plus shes already got a boyfriend
Jun 15, 2004

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