Vegetables = pain!
I don't cook very often and when I do I most of the times just open a can of tuna and eat it with pasta or make hamburgers or something easy like that. But this evening I thought to my self - Hey why don't I try something new, something different? I found some wookvegetables which had been in the freezer for quite sometime, fried them, poured some sort of sauce on them (sweet n sour) and boiled noodles. This creation I made tasted really good and I must say I was pretty pleased with my cooking skills.
.. that is until half an hour later when the PAIN started. It was like someone was trying to make balloonanimals out of my intestines. I wont go into further details but the rest of the evening was kind of shitty and it took about four hours before I felt normal again.
The conclusion is vegetables are evil and should only be eaten by cows (whom I now regard much higher for their high painthreshold) and maybe really nasty criminals.
I don't cook very often and when I do I most of the times just open a can of tuna and eat it with pasta or make hamburgers or something easy like that. But this evening I thought to my self - Hey why don't I try something new, something different? I found some wookvegetables which had been in the freezer for quite sometime, fried them, poured some sort of sauce on them (sweet n sour) and boiled noodles. This creation I made tasted really good and I must say I was pretty pleased with my cooking skills.
.. that is until half an hour later when the PAIN started. It was like someone was trying to make balloonanimals out of my intestines. I wont go into further details but the rest of the evening was kind of shitty and it took about four hours before I felt normal again.
The conclusion is vegetables are evil and should only be eaten by cows (whom I now regard much higher for their high painthreshold) and maybe really nasty criminals.
and hey, i like vegetables. most of them. except tomatoes - fuck tomatoes.