coltoncasanova

i had waaaaay to much to drink last night.
my reasons unknown, but damn i had a cause. <-- if that made sense to you. then you are as drunk as i was.

well my friend told me there are children without beer in africa. i was like omg i had idea so i drank more for those poor sober africans. oh and i got to smoke in a bar even though in my state it illegal to smoke in a bar. because i was at a biker bar. when i asked the owner, "why is everyone smoking?" he just replied, "because we kicked the shit outta the health inspector, so we can do whatever we want." so i smoked a cig with the biggest smile and i gave away my wings to some random fat guy. cause honestly no health inspector = no health code and im not getting aids through chicken wings. so i had a good time. titties