coltoncasanova

welcome to fedex. Shut up and print, copy, fax, or ship it.

rules of the print shop....
1. if you dont know how to make a copy, kill yourself.
2. faxing is expensive, stop fucking complaining to me about it.
3. if your documents are stapled, dont put them through the feeder.
4. the glass on the self serve copier is fucking clean. dont clean it.
5. you can not wait for 1,000 color copies. it takes 3 hours to print them.
6. we do not carry brown paper.
7. we can not duplicate copyright materials, even if it pisses you off.
8. dont give me an attitude because you are fucking retarded and broke our machines.
9. yes, color copies are .59 cents a copy. no, you can not get a discount for complaining.
10. i dont care how much officemax sells their posters for.
11. i am not required to help you send an email.
12. my name is colton, not cotton, carl, kyle, cole, colin, kellen, keith, carlton, or james.
13. if you didnt want a proof, you cant complain if your job has been done wrong.
14. there are more than just you who actually orders copies here.
15. i cant tell you an exact estimate of a shipment if you dont tell me the weight, size, or destination of the box.
16. if you dont know where the post office is, dont walk into fedex and ask.
17. fedex will not ship anything on sunday. so fuck off.
18. if you come in 1 hour before a flight, it doesnt mean your job will be done faster.
19. if you bring in a color poster bigger than you, odds are we cant copy it.
20. we close at 11pm, walking into the store at 10:58pm will cause serious physical harm to yourself. so dont!!

follow those rules and we will have a great time.
my customer service is actually great, and i am happy to help anyone who respects it.
dont abuse it.

peace