coltoncasanova

So i got a promotion and im moving out to a new city! yay life is going well for me.
i like new places, time for new faces.....lame.
the 3 most common things i say get girls to be friends with me are.
"i like music, breathing, sex, and cute animals too. we should be friends."
"hi my name is Colton, i have an extremely large penis, wanna be friends?"
"whats your favorite color? actually i dont care let's have sex."
that last one i dont use yet, but damn it!
it doesnt hurt to try......actually it might.