coltoncasanova

why do all the crazy women make me melt. its a curse...literally. i find the girls hot before i know they are insane. actually now that i think about it. all women are insane. thats a fair assessment.
i love suicide girls. its almost like oh hey this person looks cute wonder what she looks like naked. "click on pics" TITTIES!

ok i forgot how much it hurts to run a fucking mile. damn it i need to shape up
time to be a man, lift some weights, eat red meat, beat up shit, walk with a strut, and bang some sluts. lol
i dont know if any of that determines your manhood, but it all sounds like fun.
so yeah i guess that means no...
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i want a mc' gang bang. or maybe just a gang bang.
i want sex now so im going to go out and look for it.

IM BORED!!!!!!!!!! I've been sitting in my room all fucking day! sleeping then watching t.v.! its an outrage!
i hate being sick but i love the way niquil feels

ok i've been thinking about that double rainbow outside....it didnt make me cry. i just thought holy crap a double dope rainbow. it was cool and the i feel down my stairs because i was paying attention to that damn double rainbow.

i like strawberry milk.
i like mcdonalds breakfast
i like working out
i like music
i like sex
i like to laugh at people getting hurt
i like to punch random object and think im bad ass
i like tattoos
i like big boobs
i like naked women
i like having a big penis
i like money
i like having lots of money
i like...
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wouldn't it be awesome to be a rich person's house pet. fuck i would work. sleep all day. lick my balls. yeahh..

i hate waking up in the middle of the night. but your still dreaming and you end up somewhere, you dont remember how you got there or why your there. yeah freaks my out everytime.
"why am i fucking the couch pillow and why am i holding a gallon of milk?"
must be something i ate.......

do you like the color blue?
what's your favorite food?
how big is too big? "penis question"

are you racist?

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
WHO THE FUCK CARES?! it just teaches little kids how to perform oral sex.
jeez am i the only one who sees that?.....i probably am. lol

i wanna try and say something smart so hear i go.

i think people are like pennies. everyone has their value, some people just throw them away, some save.
individually a penny can't buy anything, but put 100 together you got a nice cheese burger.

i dont know if that was smart but it was funny to me because i compare everyone to a penny....
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