coltoncasanova

i want to party til my face falls off.


fuck cleveland. everything sux here...im going to party else where. anyone have any ideas? maybe i can come party with you?

i feel like i got my heart tore out.
the whole world just watched my city get disgraced by lebron james.
oh the shame. the cavs should kill themselves.

anyone having a better day? tell me about it. i could use a good story to cheer me up.

i love walking around the house shirtless with my hands in my pants.
its comfy and warm.
so what is the most memorable thing about this week that happend to you this week?
mine hasnt happend yet

when the world hands you a jeffery just stroke the furry walls.
now ask me a question that you no one can answer and ill find your long lost answer!

ask me a personal question.

HAPPY FUCKIN THANKSGIVING!
now choke on turkey you hungty basterds!!!

im going to eat ham because i hate turkey. and i just wanna fuck up tradition.
no wait i will be consuming turkey, i cant lie to you. it'll be some wild turkey! imma get drunk!
say something or fuck off.

i've been soo busy with work and school and now i got to worry about a turkey? ok.....
well leave me something funny, sexy. or interesting so i can read it when im bored. i promise i will tell you a funny, sexy, or interesting story if you ask.

or if you want to make me really happy comment naughties my "mature eyes only" album.

I wish i had some hot suicide girl to talk to.....

partied all night....agian. omg i cant even think straight. i went to work this morning at 9am. fuck it was hard to do with a hangover. best part about that was during the store meeting...i was sleeping. then i was awarded a gift for being a hard working associate and sticking with them for a year. while i was sleeping. hahahahaha.

i love it.


i...
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tell me something dirty.
i want to hear what you think is sexy.

it is time for my new blog.

im having an interesting blank day. no emotions, no worries, no logical thought patterns to help me write music......just blank. nothingness of a day. i spent it lifting weights and my dick. sooo bored.
i want something different. something fun. i want to party. i want to fuck something. i want to pick a fight with a bigger...
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i want this bird!

fuck yeah