coltoncasanova

yo.

ok i smartened up.
i almost got a little carried away. if you read my last post you'd understand what im talking about.
so how big is too big?

i going to score with a married chick!!!!
i feel so epic and disturbed at the same time. im going to hell but it feels sooo good.

i just heard that my boss got fired. HAHAHAHAHAA AWESOME! that guy sucked.

FML school again?!!!
shit this sux. but it's also a great way to meet new people.
time to party til my balls catch fire.
peace out leave me a comment or two.

i just one chipper dude. i got nothing holding me down today.
hello officer choke on a doughnut.
im going to play my loud music til 10pm because thats the sound ordenece.
dont come knockin on my door at 8pm because idgaf
i loved the look on their fat faces when i handed them the sound ordenece print out. hahahahaha
fuck the police
no you...
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Dear suicide girls and suicide girl members,

stop being so beautiful. I cant take it anymore knowing that you actually exist, and are far away from where i live. you are all sooo amazing. I only wish i could be rich so i could fly around to world and spend at least one day with each and everyone suicide girl.



thank you,
Corpx (poor lonely...
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im loving 2011 already.
its a good year to party!
anyone wanna party in ohio?

2011 ALL I GOT TO SAY IS........
look at my peeeen.... i mean cock.

but secretly this is what my real cock looks like.......dont tell anyone that you saw it because he's shy.

i love 2011 already.
i got a new xbox 360 with fable 3.
i found $5 on the ground outside.
and i have a hangover!
its going to be a good year. booyah!!!

it is time for a new year!!!!!
i am going to rage like a fucking squirrel.
im going nuts and im going to get drunk, fucked, and high!!!!
i'll see you all next year. thats if i dont die by the end of 2010