coltoncasanova

nothing like smoking my hooka on my porch.
time to relax and enjoy the monday.

im sooo sick of school forcing me to take classes that have nothing to do with my major!!!!!!!!!
fuck the corporate college bullshit.
im going to change my major to porn and i bet that they would make me take math, english, and advanced basket weaving! fuckin assholes. im sick of write 5 page term papers on BULLSHIT! FML

never realized how hard it is to get a legit girlfriend.......i can fuck any girl i want, but relationships are so much different. fml what am i putting myself through.......

i need a girl friend so i can stop fucking around......i might be having too much sex my friends are jealous. i literally brought home a girl i just met like 4 hours before that, then fucked her brains out. lol
my friends were pretty mad because they were in the room next door.

i love family guy, the internet, suicide girls, women making sandwiches, halo 1 2 and 3, nirvana, incubus, music in general, television after 12am, weed, booze, sex with multiple partners, getting a blow job, jumping from high places, climbing trees, working out, feeding random animals, speeding, dancing to dubstep at a club, fighting, eating, pissing in public, basketball, titties, BIG titties, more booze, and making...
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got drunk. got fucked, and fucked all night long literally!
my dick is done with the sex for today.
im proud of him.

somebody better say hello to me or the puppy gets it!
and tel me your favorite food while you're at it cause im bored, and black.

april fools day!
love it

when i drink and smoke why does my body flip out and stand still, as the world spins really fast.
it was awesome like being on a rollercoaster. i say some pretty awesome shit when im drunk.
and i do awesome shit when im high. when you mix the two i turn into morgan freeman.
epic quote from last night would have to be
"what...
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being unhappy makes me happy.
i might be wasted but damn it thats when i get creative.
im going to write a song about jumping off a bridge and title it with my problem's name!
so its like my problems are jumping off a bridge.
but i still work at officemax. so my problem is immortal

YEAH DIE CLOWN!!!!!
hahahahaha this guy rocks!
oh and another funny video that made me die laughing too.

hahaha doggy dubstep. GREAT!!!!

i've been awake for a record of 39 hours now!!!!! IM SO TIRED i cant sleeep.